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« Reply #1395 on: January 16, 2012, 09:45:52 PM »
Quote from: Heath4Ever on January 16, 2012, 02:57:31 PM
Murder, she talked




Aunt Harriet:  All Ennis did was go upstairs for a little look around Jack's room
and the next thing he knew Mr and Mrs Twist had vanished and there was cherry cake
splattered everywhere.  Then Truman Capote turned up and started making notes.....

in cold icing? Cheesy
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« Reply #1396 on: January 16, 2012, 10:17:06 PM »


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« Reply #1397 on: January 16, 2012, 10:17:56 PM »
Quote from: Lyle (Mooska) on January 16, 2012, 03:03:04 PM
LMAO at Aunt Harriet above!

...and also Waldorf & Statler Grin!

-Thanks for commenting!
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« Reply #1398 on: January 16, 2012, 10:21:49 PM »

gravy's awful thin and salty



aunt harriet:  when john demanded that i eat every carrot
and pea on my plate, i didn't think he meant it literally...
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« Reply #1399 on: January 16, 2012, 11:52:42 PM »


matchmakin



alma: well, what about christian mingle? i tried their online service before i married monroe...
there's men on there that ain't no queers, just like you. please don't ask me how the hell i know!

ennis: you're crazy, alma. i don't know what yer talkin about...

alma (sniffs): i think it'd be nice if you found some nice christian butt to
keep you company. i hate yer guts, but i still care an awful lot about you.
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« Reply #1400 on: January 17, 2012, 12:09:58 AM »


understandins



alma: it must run in your family. you know KE posts an ad every
weekend in the man seeking man section on craigslist. he operates a
weekend glory hole, whatever that is!! and your ugly sister, bless her soul,
she married the only roughneck in wyoming name a rhoda, that's for damn sure!

ennis: hold up, alma... there's one more real purdy roughneck that we both know.

alma: oh please... i'm not including your cousin george!!

ennis: georgette, alma. she prefers to be called georgette now.
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« Reply #1401 on: January 17, 2012, 12:19:59 AM »

pflagged



alma: to tell you the truth, i'm worried about our little jenny!
she insists on wearing a fake mustache around the house, she tore
her dresses up in a fit of anger a year ago. she adores that wack job ellen,
and that smarty pants, rachel maddow. if she starts to crush out on rosie
o'donnell, i don't know what i'm gonna do, besides blame it all on you!

ennis (shudders): if jenny even mentions that rosie woman,
you tell her she ain't allowed ta visit her daddy no more.
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« Reply #1402 on: January 17, 2012, 12:27:53 AM »


reminiscing with harriet



aunt harriet:  oh, jack was a nice boy... but that one year at the family reunion,
when he drove up in that red cadillac, with that big mustache, and started dancing
around in bellbottoms, singing, "play that funky music, white boy"... well, let's
just say we were kind of glad that childress, texas was a long ways away.
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« Reply #1403 on: January 17, 2012, 12:36:29 AM »

tegan & jenny & sara



alma: she adores kd lang and melissa etheridge!

ennis: aw, c'mon...don't mean nothin, alma!

alma: she also listens to kate BUSH!

ennis: don't' mean nothin...

alma: oh please! she has photos of angelilna jolie and
winona ryder plastered ALL OVER her bedroom walls!

ennis: still don't mean nothin...

alma: they're all TOPLESS photos!

ennis: oh, that IS queer.
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« Reply #1404 on: January 17, 2012, 12:49:08 AM »


reminiscing with harriet



aunt harriet:  oh, i did get to meet ennis, once. jack swung by to say hello to me and harold one year,
and he brought this handsome fella with him. they stayed for dinner, then they spent the night in
the little guest room we got upstairs. i could tell ennis wasn't exactly comfortable with sharing
a bed with jack, but he did loosen up a bit after we got drunk on cherry wine and ol' harold
dressed up in my wedding gown and put on one of his famous impromptu drag shows.
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« Reply #1405 on: January 17, 2012, 01:03:34 AM »

hanging with harold's



aunt harriet:  then jack, HE put on the dress and jumped up on harold's shoulders.
it's interesting, but i thought my gown kinda looked pretty like that. it was like
a wedding miniskirt! of course, harold's huge balls were hanging down.
i suggested he wear some pantyhose, but they wouldn't listen to me.
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« Reply #1406 on: January 17, 2012, 03:30:52 AM »


signal, 1967





joe: hang on a second, walter... them new guys are here...

hey! you two! STOP that! wait till you get up on the mountain!

okay, i'm back... so, how was your weekend? mine was all right.
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Jack used a say, 'Ennis Del Mar,' he used a say...
« Reply #1407 on: January 17, 2012, 07:50:48 AM »
SCORING THE FNIT SCENE



Rose :  I don't see ANY thing special about it.
For Mr. Del Mar's form, technique, execution, and landing, I'd give him a big, fat . . .

Blanche : 10! I'm sure it's a big, fat 10 . . !
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« Reply #1408 on: January 17, 2012, 11:02:29 AM »
Quote from: TwistandShout on January 17, 2012, 07:50:48 AM
SCORING THE FNIT SCENE



Rose :  I don't see ANY thing special about it.
For Mr. Del Mar's form, technique, execution, and landing, I'd give him a big, fat . . .

Blanche : 10! I'm sure it's a big, fat 10 . . !


oh yeah definitely a 10!   Grin
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« Reply #1409 on: January 17, 2012, 12:29:43 PM »
it takes all kinds



Aunt Harriet:  "The last time Jack was here he wouldn't eat my cherry cake or drink any cherry wine.
I asked that nice Ennis fellow why and he said he didn't know because Jack likes all kinds of fruits."
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