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« on: November 06, 2011, 04:51:24 PM »


Welcome to the seventh volume of Photo Captioning!

Brief recap of the rules:

1.  No nude images.

2.  Images used here are Brokeback images with a caption, images of the stars of Brokeback with a caption, or non Brokeback images, with a Brokeback related quote.

3.  Please make sure the images comply with size limitations of the forum.  No more than 200 KB and dimensions of 640 X 480.

Enjoy!



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« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2011, 04:56:27 PM »

Since the old thread just got closed, I'll repost mine here:

Brokeback change a letter



Alma: You still go fisting with Jack Twist?
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Ennis/Jack - the only pairing that's real

If they don't understand love, don't get angry. Pity them.
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« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2011, 04:57:10 PM »

Cut to the Chase.

"Ennis Del Mar, you're a man. I like that in a lover."


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"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small
Who dares not put it to the touch
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« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2011, 04:58:22 PM »

Cut to the Chase.

"Ennis Del Mar, you're a man. I like that in a lover."



Yep, straight to the point Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2011, 04:58:59 PM »


Mama Told Me Men Are All the Same!

"Well, what do you know? Ol Randall's got that 'Muscle Beach-Blanket Bingo' poster up on HIS office wall, too!"
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"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

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« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2011, 09:02:20 PM »



Jack:
You ever hear of a movie called Ground Hog Day?



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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2011, 10:02:17 PM »

Cut to the Chase.

"Ennis Del Mar, you're a man. I like that in a lover."



you go JACK.  cut to the chase   Kiss
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« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2011, 01:32:51 AM »

                                           




LYLE! LMAO. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy



this must be a nod to kittykat's recent: "you still go fisting with jack twist?"  Wink
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« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2011, 01:37:44 AM »

Thought y'all might enjoy that expression.  I thought it sounded a bit Texan!

i like things whipped up and tied down. Wink


alma, honey, why dontcha get in the kitchen and whip up some bacon and eggs, me and my boyfriend are kinda hungry. Cheesy




also, i'm glad you like the "ennis does his double flashlight hot pants dance routine" caption... i just HAD to caption that photo! as they old saying goes, 'it spoke to me'... and what it said was funny. i mean, besides the shorts he's wearing,,, the woman on the left is obviously embarrassed.. either that or she's afraid one of those huge flashlights is gonna hit her in the face or something.  Cheesy

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« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2011, 01:38:21 AM »

Once again:  actual dialogue from the two-part Batman episode aired last night on ME-TV.
To the Batpoles:

lies must be told?





"Mercy me, Dick Grayson, where are you going in such an almighty hurry?"



"Gosh Aunt Harriet.  We just heard the bass are biting again in White Pond."
"See ya later!"




"Well what can I do about it, Aunt Harriet?"
"You know how your nephew is about...fishing."




(To Alfred)  "Heard the bass are biting?  Heard from whom?"


loves it. Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2011, 01:40:24 AM »

Ennis told Jack he shouldn't be reading Lord of the Rings



very bizarre! his precious.... Cheesy i wouldn't mind jake gyllenhaal crawling around nude during a movie!
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« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2011, 01:42:21 AM »



I know this photo was the one used on a Nov./Dec. 2005 issue of Entertainment Weekly.
Don't think I've ever seen it without the writing, headlines, etc. though.
They look almost like, "What have we done?"  Or "Will you accept this film?"
The photo before all "what followed" happened.  I like those kinds of photos.




that is an unusual pic. like the sun was in their eyes too much.

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« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2011, 01:44:33 AM »



Woman on telephone: Jack used to mention you.  You're the fishing buddy or the hunting buddy, I know that.  Would have let you know what happened, but I wasn't sure about your name or address.  Jack kept his friends' addresses in his head.


LOL. what is this from?


stalker man (thinking): yes, and he also kept his own house address in his wallet..
which i stole after... well, that was then, this is now... let's get on with current events.
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« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2011, 01:45:48 AM »



Man on telephone:  Is his folks still up in Lightning Flat?




shouldn't that be "lightning BAT"? Cheesy Wink
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« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2011, 01:53:34 AM »





lashawn:  why of COURSE i would love to dance with you, jack! what a surprise!
and here i was, thinkin all along that you were the type that would rather dance
with randall here! well, i'll oblige ya, but let's not stay on the dance floor too awful
long, i'm tryin ta put the moves on your lureen. see, when i was a sorority girl, i got
into the habit of munchin rugs at night. gee, you look surprised! now if you don't
know what that means i'll take that as a good sign because i sure as hell don't
want to have to explain it to you in front of your wife! well, come now now,
the song's almost over. oh, it is over. well, why don't you and randall go
smoke outside or something. just don't take twenty minutes and come
back with pubies plastered to your forehead like you did last time!


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