Photo Captioning Fun Vol 6 (Thread Closed 11/06/2011)

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Damn, you can't even kneel down to pray . . .

she should maybe switch religions.

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-Whoa! - Beef, in a garlic-citrus marinade?? 

don't knock it up until you're fried it!

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Alma took the news of Jack Twist's death very badly.

why, that bitch!

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I think that if we'd ever drawn the line anywhere we'd have run out of caps at about the first page 500!

Someone once actually did a cap with Jack after he'd been bashed. I think that's where I drew the line…

mooooo-vin on ennis, LOL.



the nude cliff jump is also a line drawer, unfortuately... but there's always the speedos version in blue and pink.

[gnash]

great danish



mother beers: now, now, dearie. don't fret. just run along to your grocer friend again.

alma (depressed): i would, but he's gone fishing this weekend too!

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joe: i don't care WHAT you gotta do, i don't want chrome rings
with the leopard print! unless you can give me gold, i'm cancelling
the entire damn order. what's that? dirty brass? well, i guess that'll do.

[gnash]

blow irish



this has nothing to do with brokeback other than
the word brokeback in the caption three times.

brokeback.

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don't fuck with father fairy dust!



alma was more embarrassed the following year,
when ennis did his double flashlight hotpants dance
routine at the annual riverton independence day blow out.

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brokeback mtf



alma: you know somebody name a jacqueline twist?




ennis: mmmmaybe... why?




alma: she sent you a postcard general delivery. said she'd
like to see you, but she just had surgery, so it'll be a while.

[gnash]

joe decided to cash in on his sarcastic humor by
coming out with a whole line of mugs, t shirts, cards, and
underwear featuring his acerbic and slightly homophobic wit.

[gnash]

geaux jack!



jack: and where do you think you're going, young man?
you're NOT to leave this camp until you make your bed roll
and give your new boyfriend his going to work goodbye kiss!

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hud: you do know what stemming the rose means, dontcha?

lonnie: course i do. the rose refers to the crinkled appearance
of a man's anus. the stem refers to a peppermint candy cane.

hud: who told you that?

lonnie: santa claus, of course!

hud: you believe in santa claus?

lonnie: of course not. but if you're gonna get shit-faced drunk
every christmas and dress like him, i might as well sit on his lap.

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a line of ants went from a hole in the western wall
of joe's trailer to the trashcan by the front door.
there was nothing extraordinary about them,
except for the fact that each tiny ant wore
assless chaps and pink cowboy hats.

[gnash]

seeing earl dead in the ditch just about
ruined christmas for young ennis del mar.

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the two shirts were hung on a wire hanger in the still air
of a museum just north of mexico. the glass wall protecting them
made it difficult for photographers to capture them without reflections,
but that didn't matter, for many viewed the shirts with tears in their eyes.