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Jack used a say, 'Ennis Del Mar,' he used a say...


« Reply #3945 on: April 06, 2011, 01:29:22 PM »



Lidocaine? No, I usually don't carry a tube of analgesic cream in my purse, why . . ?
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". . . So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain. Everything's built on that. That's all we got, boy. . ."

"And that's how come me end up here."

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They existed in our hearts, and always will.


« Reply #3946 on: April 06, 2011, 06:41:37 PM »


flings



joe: ...and this year's musical accompaniment is by a wonderfully talented fellow
name of gustavo santoalala, lola... lilu... err... can someone please help me out here?



W: Don't look at me, ya pansy.
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"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small
Who dares not put it to the touch
To win or lose it all
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« Reply #3947 on: April 06, 2011, 07:51:36 PM »


the shocker



ennis: cassie? cassie cartwright? do you have a
brother around your same age name a kenny?


cassie: duh! that was me before
the operation! c'mon, let's dance!


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« Reply #3948 on: April 06, 2011, 09:46:02 PM »


and buds



jack (infuriated): fart blossoms, ennis!! you turned it
over before it was gone!! don't try and fool me none!!
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Jack used a say, 'Ennis Del Mar,' he used a say...


« Reply #3949 on: April 07, 2011, 12:36:05 PM »




I hope it won't be too hard to find another caring, sensitive, good-looking man.




Get a grip, dearie. Those guys already  have boyfriends . . .




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« Reply #3950 on: April 07, 2011, 12:56:47 PM »




Damn, I've known folks to get a mite thirsty after a little love makin'
but this Ennis fella's a damn camel!
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« Reply #3951 on: April 07, 2011, 03:06:41 PM »



Damn, I've known folks to get a mite thirsty after a little love makin'
but this Ennis fella's a damn camel!

you love him all the same, Jack.   Now hurry up with that damn water!  you don't want to keep a thirsty man waitin' do ya?   Grin
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« Reply #3952 on: April 07, 2011, 03:08:55 PM »



here is a pic I think deserved to be put together. Anyone want to photocap it?

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« Reply #3953 on: April 07, 2011, 11:11:13 PM »

^^ oh, those were the two pics to photoshop!! Cheesy i'll give it a shot.
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« Reply #3954 on: April 07, 2011, 11:14:01 PM »




jack: not tonight, honey... my head kinda hurts.

ennis: who said anything about oral sex?

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« Reply #3955 on: April 07, 2011, 11:24:32 PM »


the proposal



lureen (shocked): oh. my. god. you've have GOT
to be kidding me... bobby is only fifteen years old!





ennis: well, shit.     (short pause)     so, when does he turn sixteen?


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« Reply #3956 on: April 07, 2011, 11:32:09 PM »


the night is hung



jimbo (sternly): now, look here, twist. i'm gonna let you off easy again and not cause no commotion.
i'm flattered, but aint had enough to drink yet, so could ya please take yer hand off my puddin machine.


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« Reply #3957 on: April 07, 2011, 11:38:03 PM »




jack (pissed): NO, i ain't had tea many martoonies.
i'm just fuckin horny. now pour me another beer.


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« Reply #3958 on: April 07, 2011, 11:48:53 PM »


what? really?



jack (suddenly cheerfully): by the way... has anyone ever
told you that you're the best lookin bartender i ever seen?


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« Reply #3959 on: April 08, 2011, 01:04:07 AM »





jack: okay, here we go!




jack (surprised): goddam, this one's hot!!




jack (screaming): oh, help me louise... FUUUUUUCK!!!!














jack (upset): sheeeeeee-it! another two second ride and a
broken tailbone! that puts the kabosh on cruising tonight!





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