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« Reply #7455 on: November 06, 2011, 03:34:05 AM »



Ennis:  Well, of course Aguirre can't see us.  Why do you think I am standing on this  side of the truck?  Now be a good choir boy and kneel before you pray.
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He slept a summer by my side, He filled my days with endless wonder.
He took my childhood in his stride, But he was gone when autumn came.
And still I dream he'll come to me, That we will live the years together.
But there are dreams that cannot be, And there are storms we cannot weather.
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« Reply #7456 on: November 06, 2011, 05:39:03 AM »



Ma Twist:  I could whip you up some fairy bread with hundreds-and-thousands.  That was Jack's favourite.

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« Reply #7457 on: November 06, 2011, 05:41:43 AM »


At the third stroke.....




She realised it probably appeared a bit quirky, but Lureen had always found it a comfort, even in her very darkest hours, to sit and listen to the talking clock for hours on end.
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He took my childhood in his stride, But he was gone when autumn came.
And still I dream he'll come to me, That we will live the years together.
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« Reply #7458 on: November 06, 2011, 05:42:51 AM »

Whipping up the perfect Valentine's Day supper




For he loved a little dog.

In a tomato sauce.

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« Reply #7459 on: November 06, 2011, 08:52:15 AM »


don't fuck with father fairy dust!



alma was more embarrassed the following year,
when ennis did his double flashlight hotpants dance
routine at the annual riverton independence day blow out.




This is just tooooooo funny.  You should be making a living from this stuff, Jimmy.  Nearly wetting myself here.
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He took my childhood in his stride, But he was gone when autumn came.
And still I dream he'll come to me, That we will live the years together.
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« Reply #7460 on: November 06, 2011, 09:02:06 AM »



Jack:  Ennis, quit your hammering and get in here!

Ennis (looks down):  No, I'll just get a blanket and curl up out here.....  (looks up) er, um.....  Well, OK, if you insist.
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He slept a summer by my side, He filled my days with endless wonder.
He took my childhood in his stride, But he was gone when autumn came.
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« Reply #7461 on: November 06, 2011, 09:13:53 AM »



Jack:  Ennis, quit your hammering and get in here!

Ennis (looks down):  No, I'll just get a blanket and curl up out here.....  (looks up) er, um.....  Well, OK, if you insist.

Mmm yum yum Evil The man's got sense Cool
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« Reply #7462 on: November 06, 2011, 09:35:48 AM »



On the second night, Ennis got into the tent first.

Ennis (to Jack):  Quit your hammering and get in here.
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« Reply #7463 on: November 06, 2011, 09:51:07 AM »

At the third stroke.....




She realised it probably appeared a bit quirky, but Lureen had always found it a comfort, even in her very darkest hours, to sit and listen to the talking clock for hours on end.

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

 Luv these 'BBM Asylum'-type caps!
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« Reply #7464 on: November 06, 2011, 09:53:17 AM »

Whipping up the perfect Valentine's Day supper


For he loved a little dog

In a tomato sauce.

 Tongue omg!

BTW, who likes their dinner "whipped up"...? Cheesy
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« Reply #7465 on: November 06, 2011, 09:55:40 AM »

Heeeeeey!  He's still got it!

 Grin  Cool
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« Reply #7466 on: November 06, 2011, 09:56:26 AM »



"Hell, yes, I let Lureen decorate our cabin! Is that a fuckin problem?"

"Nope. I was worried you did it."

Ba-Da, BING!!! 

Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #7467 on: November 06, 2011, 09:58:41 AM »


"Who wrote this shit? 'Aaaaaaay! The Fonz is down low with bein gay!' What is this--'National Brain-Dead Dialogue Month?'"

Cheesy @ "National Brain-Dead Dialogue Month"
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« Reply #7468 on: November 06, 2011, 10:05:06 AM »

Dunno about a stir fry, but there are lots of recipes that call for citrus in in the marinades for beef.
I squeeze lime juice onto my beef tacos, too.  Grin
Hey--mayo and honey are great on pepperoni pizza!...

-What are the odds that I'll  ever be gourmet  pregnant enough to appreciate 'good eats'..!?!   Undecided Cheesy
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« Reply #7469 on: November 06, 2011, 10:18:27 AM »






Ennis:  Christ, Jack, what else've I gotta do to getcha to look at my crotch?  
I could undo a few buttons, I suppose.



Well first it's gotta be hard to get him to look when you want him to  Wink    Although I can't seem to stop looking myself
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