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They existed in our hearts, and always will.


« Reply #7335 on: November 03, 2011, 07:04:43 PM »


Another Brokeback Scene Denied to Posterity!


Jackass Twist: "Hey Goober! Haaaaaai! Looka me, buddy, Ah'm on Tee-Vee!"
Goober Del Mar: "Search your feelins, Bobby. I am yer Daddy. And he's yer Daddy. And LD--well, you really don't want a know."
Bobby: Screaaaaaaaaaam!


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"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small
Who dares not put it to the touch
To win or lose it all
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« Reply #7336 on: November 03, 2011, 07:35:26 PM »





Ennis:  Hey Alma, if you're looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I got one.    I'd like Jack Twist under that tree.  Naked,  with nothing on him but this Santa hat.
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« Reply #7337 on: November 03, 2011, 09:22:27 PM »

Just kidding, Linda!  -- Libra is a great sign, many creative people -- artists, composers, writers, etc. -- are born under your sign.

I know you were kidding, Stan  Wink    I'm a writer and I love to draw/paint.   so I think I follow the qualities of Librans
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« Reply #7338 on: November 03, 2011, 09:23:16 PM »



I really can't think of a caption for this one, but I would sure love to suck on Ennis's toes.  God, did I just say that out loud?

yes I heard you.  Can I watch?  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #7339 on: November 04, 2011, 12:04:41 AM »



Senor, perhaps you've noticed that you've made my nipples firm with desire.
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« Reply #7340 on: November 04, 2011, 02:20:49 AM »

lol!  major
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« Reply #7341 on: November 04, 2011, 02:29:41 AM »

Ennis:  Hey Alma, if you're looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I got one.    I'd like Jack Twist under that tree.  Naked,  with nothing on him but this Santa hat.
Grin Grin



Junior (whispering): see? I told you daddy was queer!

Jenny (hissing): is NOT!!! shut UP! you're a poopy pooty face!
daddy just wants to play dress-up like us!
:::pulls barbie's hair:::



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« Reply #7342 on: November 04, 2011, 02:34:48 AM »



sweet life salad dressing



ennis: hey, jack. never thought i'd say this...
but could you please pass me the ranch?




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« Reply #7343 on: November 04, 2011, 02:43:54 AM »



google search: male abortion clinics in laramie



jack: wait a minute... maggie isn't pregnant, I AM! stupid effin tabloids!

chris: you better not tell ennis about this, you know how he gets.

jack: oh, please. ennis doesn't even know how to sign on.

chris: then who set up his manhunt account? you?


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« Reply #7344 on: November 04, 2011, 02:49:26 AM »


business as usual



lureen: no, i aint married to the piss ant that used to ride the bulls,
we just have the same last name. now are you gonna connect
me to electronics or not? i need a new texas instruments
deluxe model adding machine by tomorrow morning.



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« Reply #7345 on: November 04, 2011, 02:56:26 AM »


don't jump to conclusions, mary



ennis (apologetic): i'm sorry, jack. i didn't mean to explode like that.
so you're telling me that liquid nails ain't some queer kind a thing?




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« Reply #7346 on: November 04, 2011, 03:18:52 AM »




they don't call him ol' leaky lizard for nuthin



cassie: damn, ennis? precum much?


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« Reply #7347 on: November 04, 2011, 03:24:17 AM »



jumping through hoops



jack: but it took me all last summer to train them to walk
on their hind legs, ennis! i was really hoping that you
would join me and the sheep dogs in a conga line!



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« Reply #7348 on: November 04, 2011, 03:34:25 AM »




ennis showed alma the joys of snow sledding...



...and knocking down small trees with her face.


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« Reply #7349 on: November 04, 2011, 03:37:28 AM »





jack: OUCH! my head!



alma: OUCH! my knee!

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