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« Reply #2550 on: December 05, 2010, 03:59:06 AM »
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Hey, why not "we're here, we're queer, we don't want any more beer"?   Wink Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #2551 on: December 05, 2010, 04:17:51 AM »
because homer LOVES beer. Cheesy

i liked the "mustache parade" line. ..... Grin
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« Reply #2552 on: December 05, 2010, 04:28:32 AM »






bobby (bitching): jeez, dad! what's with this new village people mustache? when you smile
it touches your sideburns, when you frown, you look like a walrus with hairy tusks!
which reminds me, i gotta do a book report on mammals that live in watery
environments. you think you can get your grumpy otter friend to
make an appearance down here, so i can interview him?




grumpy otter (thinking): the fuck...? he expects me to float
down there, after what they did to that poor turkey?
and i ain't talkin about the sausage stuffing!
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« Reply #2553 on: December 05, 2010, 04:32:34 AM »

regretsy



lureen (thinking):devil spawn, just like mama said. i just KNEW
if i fucked jack in daddy's t-bird it would jinx my little baby!
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« Reply #2554 on: December 05, 2010, 04:40:31 AM »

smells like teen spirit



annie: search my story... you won't find ANY asparagus in there.
oh, you'll find some ass, maybe, but no paragus, that's for sure!
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« Reply #2555 on: December 05, 2010, 04:53:52 AM »
LOL @ ass-paragus!!   Grin Grin
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« Reply #2556 on: December 05, 2010, 05:00:09 AM »



annie: i also removed any and all references to fish sticks, for obvious reasons!
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« Reply #2557 on: December 05, 2010, 09:09:49 AM »
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alma junior: me and jenny think you should divorce mama
so that grocery man will stop coming over when you're
gone because all he does is make the bed squeak
and make mama sound like a dying puppy.

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« Reply #2558 on: December 05, 2010, 09:17:44 AM »
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it looked like a poodle, actually



junior: daddy, tell about the time you got that crocheted whisky bottle cozy
from aunt suzy and you thought it was something you were supposed to
wear to keep your wiener warm when you and jack went ice fishin!


ROTFLMAO!
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« Reply #2559 on: December 05, 2010, 10:12:45 AM »




Junior: what, so i really AM an ass baby?
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« Reply #2560 on: December 05, 2010, 01:36:15 PM »
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                                        (now you know where he got the hat)
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« Reply #2561 on: December 05, 2010, 01:58:17 PM »

Hollywood's newest couple visit the Beverly Hills medical cocaine dispensary



Jack:  "No, really, I thought your last name was Lautner."
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« Reply #2562 on: December 05, 2010, 02:32:00 PM »
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jack: i got boy, down in mexico. 18 years old. sucks a lot.




I almost fell of the chair, bud
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« Reply #2563 on: December 05, 2010, 02:34:06 PM »
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ennis: we're here, we're queer... get used to it.

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« Reply #2564 on: December 05, 2010, 02:42:42 PM »


Jack: he's gonna break your heart Ma'am



Alma: (to ennis) and he's gonna break yours
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