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« Reply #7455 on: July 30, 2010, 06:06:51 PM »

horny thoughts at the ranch



ennis (feeding the cows): oh, yeah! EAT that fuckin FRESH GRASS, baby! you know you love
how it fills up yer mouth... uh-huh, that's it, open wide... who's your hay daddy now, huh?
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« Reply #7456 on: July 30, 2010, 06:10:22 PM »

a special christmas concert at the grand tetons lodge



alma: well, i think it'd be nice. it's not everyday we get a chance to see lady gaga perform live.
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« Reply #7457 on: July 30, 2010, 06:18:53 PM »

gettin' routined



jack: hey, ennis! (thinking): damn. he's wearing the same corduroy jack AGAIN!




ennis: oh, hey there, sugar lips!  (thinking): oh crap, he's wearing that goddam
blue parka AGAIN. that means he's gonna bitch about the cold the whole time!
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« Reply #7458 on: July 30, 2010, 06:25:44 PM »

wandering throughts with bobby twist



bobby: hmmmmm... i wonder what i would look like with platinum blond hair all
piled up high, with lips as red as cherry wine, and fake eyelashes glued to my eyes.




lureen: please bobby, for the umpteenth time! you have GOT to
stop thinkin aloud. you're just like your dad in that regard!
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« Reply #7459 on: July 30, 2010, 06:30:06 PM »

horny thoughts with ennis del marky mark





ennis (thinking): oh, hell yeah... look at that. bring all a them good vibrations ON!
jack looks as good as he did up on brokeback. hell, he looks even better than
he did up on brokeback... now that i got ALMA to compare and contrast.
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« Reply #7460 on: July 30, 2010, 06:35:41 PM »



ennis (whispering): hey.... i got an idea. you ever have anal sex in a laundromat before?
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« Reply #7461 on: July 30, 2010, 06:41:33 PM »



Alma : Ennis, you're going to have to more specific than "the biggest I've ever seen"
if I'm going to get Jack's peter-muff the right size.
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« Reply #7462 on: July 30, 2010, 06:42:32 PM »



jack: you seen that?



ennis: hell... i sat down and sketched it out in charcoal.
i was quite the budding little artist back them them days.
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« Reply #7463 on: July 30, 2010, 06:47:55 PM »
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Alma : Ennis, you're going to have to more specific than "the biggest I've ever seen"
if I'm going to get Jack's peter-muff the right size.

LOL. oh, that's hilarious...  hope there's enough yarn!

make it look like a poodle, alma!! Cheesy

when looking for a crocheted poodle bottle cover i found this website. menwhoknit.  willy warmer. open with care.
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« Reply #7464 on: July 30, 2010, 06:49:12 PM »



A what? Alma knitted me a what?
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« Reply #7465 on: July 30, 2010, 06:49:34 PM »


Oh, right, like I'm supposed to believe his wife knitted your muff from his description....
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« Reply #7466 on: July 30, 2010, 06:53:55 PM »
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A what? Alma knitted me a what?

 a buttplug cozy? Wink


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« Reply #7467 on: July 30, 2010, 07:03:40 PM »


Aguirre's Hot Bods? I need one about 6 feet tall, slender, dark hair and eyes, killer smile
and I prefer he stay on more than 8 seconds.
(Pause)
Cost? I don't care about the cost! You take American Express, right?
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« Reply #7468 on: July 30, 2010, 07:07:20 PM »

silence of the beans



hannibal: yes or no, ennice? poor little jack twist is waiting.
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« Reply #7469 on: July 30, 2010, 07:11:29 PM »




jerri blank: ...life just sucks balls! it's been years since i first saw
the movie, and i STILL wish that SNIT was a much longer scene!
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