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« on: June 27, 2009, 06:19:31 PM »

Welcome to the fifth volume of Photo Captioning!

Brief recap of the rules:

1.  No nude images.

2.  Images used here are Brokeback images with a caption, images of the stars of Brokeback with a caption, or non Brokeback images, with a Brokeback related quote.

Enjoy!

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« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2009, 06:24:19 PM »




Flowers (angrily): Chuck, didn't we just say that we don't want any more captions at our expense??!!




(and besides Chuck, it's the fifth  volume.....)
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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2009, 06:26:10 PM »

Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2009, 06:26:12 PM »



Flowers: Martina, we've got a little job for you......

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« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2009, 06:39:08 PM »



Mrs. Twist:  Ennis, what in the hell were you thinking?

Ennis:  Well, there was another variety of sunflower.....but I decided against it.









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« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2009, 06:53:16 PM »



Mrs. Twist:  Ennis, what in the hell were you thinking?

Ennis:  Well, there was another variety of sunflower.....but I decided against it.











Mrs Twis (thoughtfully): Ummm...... you decided against it you say? It don't know....it could come in useful...
It looks kinda hungry, don't you think? And from what I've heard, they prefer tough meat.....really tough.....
..... like someone who's been working outdoors for about 70 years or so.... preferably stubborn and mean.....
....as I said, it could come in quite useful actually.....
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« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2009, 08:14:09 PM »




alma: hey, ennis. you got another postcard from that jack twist fella...
by the way, how do you want your sausage? boiled, barbecued, or fried?



Alma: --Oh! I know! How bout I chop it up into teeny, weeny pieces with some a those beans you always like so much?
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« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2009, 08:24:03 PM »





"Actually, my father is more into pansies."
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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2009, 08:43:58 PM »

Well, Why Do You Think They Call Them FAIRIES, Huh?

Innocent, All-American, God-fearing, apple-pie-loving heterosexual cowboy shepherd Jack Twist becomes a total booty-bumpin, San Francisco-sissy, back-door-boy bimbo after a noturnal (natch!) visit from the most notorious sprite in the whole Kingdom of the Fey--BLUEBALLS, that condom-capped, wiliie-waving, hormone-hopped, baby-eating, godless Communist HOMunculus!

Poor, decent, upstanding lad--never had a chance…

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« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2009, 08:49:19 PM »


Aguirre: See this ironing board here? So who's my first volunteer to help me iron out the wrinkles in my birthday suit?
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« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2009, 06:54:06 AM »




Aguirre: I know one of you used all my damn staples!!!!  WHO WAS IT??!!
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« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2009, 07:22:00 AM »


“Jesus Christ, quite yammerin and get over here. Bedroll's big enough,” said Jack in an irritable sleep-clogged voice.
It was big enough, warm enough ...



... and in a little while they deepened their intimacy considerably.


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« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2009, 07:29:24 AM »

^^^^^^^^^

LMAO!!!

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« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2009, 09:49:00 AM »

^^^^^^^^^^
Thanks, Sason.
My first attempt, here.  Cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2009, 09:50:03 AM »

LOL!!!!!
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