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« Reply #7470 on: July 30, 2010, 08:14:35 PM »
ROTFLMAO!
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« Reply #7471 on: July 30, 2010, 08:17:04 PM »



Daisy Duke:  Hiya Jack & Ennis!  Thought you might like to meet
                      my cousins, the Dukes of Brokeback.  Grin
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« Reply #7472 on: July 30, 2010, 08:25:21 PM »


OMG!  You won't believe it!  They're at it again in the stairwell!
     Tongues and hands are everywhere!  I've never seen anything
      like this in my life!  It's just awful!  I'm traumatized!  You wouldn't
      believe it if you saw it yourself!








Who? Who is this?
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« Reply #7473 on: July 30, 2010, 08:39:05 PM »



Jack loved a little dog so much,
he dressed it like Princess Leah!
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« Reply #7474 on: July 31, 2010, 12:12:33 AM »
lol,,,, that poor dog! there ought to be a law against animal abuse... Wink Cheesy Cheesy

i'm glad you brought the dukes up. the blond was one of the reasons i came out, at least to myself.  Roll Eyes Cheesy
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« Reply #7475 on: July 31, 2010, 12:19:51 AM »

the dukes of brokeback



luke duke: hey, watch it there! you're stickin yer peanut butter in my chocolate!

bo duke: and you got chocolate all over my peanu--  HEY, what're ya tryin to pull?
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« Reply #7476 on: July 31, 2010, 12:28:01 AM »

the dukes of brokeback



luke duke: oh, don't worry about her. that's just
princess leia tryin to find a portal back to riverton.

bo luke: riverton? don't you mean alderon?

luke: ho. riverton. she's ennis organa solo's big sister. you know him, he's the
fella with the big-- HEY! you're stickin yer peanut butter in my chocolate again!

bo luke: that's what you get for standing so close!
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« Reply #7477 on: July 31, 2010, 12:48:09 AM »

mr. brightside



jack: i don't have a drinkin problem! i drink, i drive to mexico,
i get laid for half the price of what the hustlers in denver cost, PLUS i
save on cheap silver 'n' turquoise jewelry for my wife. what's the problem?
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« Reply #7478 on: July 31, 2010, 12:58:51 AM »

closing time



waitress: look, mr. de. mar, i don't got all night... you finished dinner
and you ate your pie, you better get on back to your home now. i don't think
this jack twist fella you keep talkin about is gonna arrive. texas is a real long drive.

ennis: wait just a minute... tell me, how much does this saddle cost?

waitress: that's the riverton gazette, mr. del mar... it's not hamley's catalog.
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« Reply #7479 on: July 31, 2010, 01:01:51 AM »

lucy, i'm homo!



even bravo's censored version
of brokeback mountain was a
bit too much for 1950's eyes.
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« Reply #7480 on: July 31, 2010, 01:29:17 AM »

twisted desserts





lureen: well, jack was driving on a back road, delivering the cherry pies. he hit mud puddle out past highway 69, and the pies, on the front seat of his truck, flew up and hit the windshield and made a mess everywhere inside. jack tried to wipe the filling off the glass but that only made matters worse. then a bumblee bee flew in the cab, attracted to all that sugar, i guess, and stung jack in the middle of his forehead. he tried killing the damn thing, and in doing so he rubbed his whole face with the sticky red mess. that's when he drove off the road, hit the fence post by the garrity ranch and knocked himself unconscious for a little while. but before he woke up, aunt bea happened to drive by. she stopped and thought jack was a goner, blood and brains splattered all over the cab. she fainted right there by the roadside, still holding her purse in her hands. then the dumbass state trooper drove up. he ruled it a double homicide and set up a roadblock. the next thing you know they had geraldo rivera out here, and the news crew helicoptors were a flyin. but i can assure you, barney, that aunt bea and my husband are both doing fine. we'll get some fresh pie out to you as soon as we can, and please don't make fun of jack, all right? that bee sting swelled so much he's got a third eye.
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« Reply #7481 on: July 31, 2010, 02:34:46 AM »
Quote from: gnash on July 31, 2010, 12:58:51 AM

closing time



waitress: look, mr. de. mar, i don't got all night... you finished dinner
and you ate your pie, you better get on back to your home now. i don't think
this jack twist fella you keep talkin about is gonna arrive. texas is a real long drive.

ennis: wait just a minute... tell me, how much does this saddle cost?

waitress: that's the riverton gazette, mr. del mar... it's not hamley's catalog.




Oh, that's heartbreaking Jimmy.....   Cry Cry

It could very well be a realistic look into Ennis' future.  Sad Undecided Cry
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« Reply #7482 on: July 31, 2010, 02:36:24 AM »
Quote from: gnash on July 31, 2010, 12:48:09 AM

mr. brightside



jack: i don't have a drinkin problem! i drink, i drive to mexico,
i get laid for half the price of what the hustlers in denver cost, PLUS i
save on cheap silver 'n' turquoise jewelry for my wife. what's the problem?



This, OTOH, is funny.  Cheesy

Is it a manip, or a real shot? (is this a stupid question?)
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« Reply #7483 on: July 31, 2010, 02:37:27 AM »
Quote from: doodler on July 30, 2010, 05:25:45 PM
911? Send the police quick. Oh, this is so horrible! I live over the laudromat
and there are men kissing in the stairwell. Yes, I said KISSING! Hurry.


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« Reply #7484 on: July 31, 2010, 02:53:32 AM »
Quote from: gnash on July 30, 2010, 05:50:31 PM
blanche: yes, that's one medium cheese pizza with raw onions and salt.
oh, and could you bring a condom? those two guys in the stairwell
are gonna do more than make out. one's making rutting sounds.

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