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« Reply #20685 on: January 26, 2007, 08:48:05 PM »
 



JAKE:   Heath ... I've bent over backwards for you ... what more can I do?

HEATH:  How about ya bend over forwards, Mate!


 
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« Reply #20686 on: January 26, 2007, 09:44:49 PM »
 


JAKE:   Hey Buddy ... I'm just buying a t-shirt. Why are ya measuring my inseam?

CLERK:   I'm sorry Mr. Gyllenhaal, but it's company policy.

JAKE:   Oh ... OK.
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« Reply #20687 on: January 26, 2007, 10:02:01 PM »
 
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Hey waiter ... I'll have one HEATHBAR ... TO GO!
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« Reply #20688 on: January 26, 2007, 10:31:08 PM »


Adorable.  I totally fell for him in that role.  Matt who?


<pssssst>  I heard one of the moderators say "Assbabies"!!!
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« Reply #20689 on: January 26, 2007, 10:34:47 PM »


Jack, more than a little tipsy, drives Newsome Farm Equipment over the brink of bankruptcy with an ill-timed gesture at the Childress Cowboy-Cutie Charity Auction.
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« Reply #20690 on: January 26, 2007, 10:55:07 PM »
Quote from: Lola on January 26, 2007, 04:37:24 PM


Jack (to himself) :  God I am the best looking man in here, every guy in the place wants me!

Not to mention the guys sitting in the theater!
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« Reply #20691 on: January 26, 2007, 11:08:15 PM »
Quote from: Lola on January 26, 2007, 04:33:41 PM


Ennis: Dear Diary........ Today I got that job from Farm and Ranch Employment Agency to herd sheep this summer.
Hope I don't get too lonely.
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...that distant summer...
« Reply #20692 on: January 27, 2007, 12:42:42 AM »
Quote from: backtobrokeback on January 26, 2007, 10:31:08 PM


Adorable.  I totally fell for him in that role.  Matt who?


<pssssst>  I heard one of the moderators say "Assbabies"!!!

Jacob Grimm: Once upon a time there were two little assbabies...no, no, the publishers will never accept that.
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« Reply #20693 on: January 27, 2007, 12:48:59 AM »




“...Suffering is one very long moment. We cannot divide it by seasons.
We can only record its moods, and chronicle their return. With us time itself
does not progress. It revolves. It seems to circle round one centre of pain.”

-- Oscar Wilde
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« Reply #20694 on: January 27, 2007, 12:58:08 AM »
That damned Oscar. On the money again, gnash.
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« Reply #20695 on: January 27, 2007, 01:06:30 AM »




ennis: i honestly can't stand this no more, jack. i feel dizzy. my world is spinning around.
i'm weak in the knees and i feel like i'm going to throw up. this ain't right... i just feel sick.

jack: but ennis, that's what peyote does at first. trust me, you'll feel better in a while. let's go lay down.
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« Reply #20696 on: January 27, 2007, 01:44:29 AM »
That old devil moon...

that I see in your eyes...

It's that old devil moon in your eyes
I look at you and suddenly,
something in your eyes I see
soon begins bewitching me.
It's that old devil moon
that you stole from the skies.
It's that old devil moon in your eyes.

You and you glance
make this romance
too hot to handle.
Stars in the night
blazing their light
can't hold a candle
to your razzle-dazzle.

You've got me flyin' high and wide,
on a magic carpet ride
full of butterflies inside.
Wanna cry, wanna croon,
wanna laugh like a loon.
It's that old devil moon in your eyes.

Just when I think, I'm free as a dove.
Old devil moon, deep in your eyes,
blinds me with love.
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and I became fierce like a lion
then tender like the evening star - Rumi
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« Reply #20697 on: January 27, 2007, 03:10:52 AM »

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bitchy bobby: hey wait a goddam minute! i thought i was supposed
to be the middle square!! there's gonna be some serious ass-kickin goin on!

paul lynde: serious? oh puh-leeeze! ...and i'm trembling in my cha-cha heels!

bitchy bobby: who IS this guy, and why does he talk like that??
he's scaring the crap outta me! i want a new agent! i'm sick of this show!

the basque: eez too early in zee week to be sick of this show.

dom deluise: what on earth? that man's an imposter!

bitchy bobby: you're the imposter, you ain't-been-on-brokeback-before loser!!

dom deluise: well, i NEVER! who is BITCHY BOBBY and why is he saying those terrible things about me?

bitchy bobby: you NEVER?? you sure as hell should! wake up and smell the road apples, HAT-freak!

lureen: now bobby, watch your pointy little forked tongue. we're all gonna be on national TV.

bitchy bobby: oh, bite me, ya floozy! like these screw-jobs will ever get on the air.

mrs. twist: floozy? that alma woman down there looks like the floozy!
so preoccupied... she's not even paying attention to the show, for shame!

bitchy bobby: shut your pie-hole, grandma... and where's my freakin cherry cake?

alma: screw jobs?? pie hole?? cherry cake?? OOOOOH!!

bitchy bobby: alma, you ingnorant slut.

joe aguirre: aw, the hell with this -- i'm contacting my lawyer pronto.
i'm gonna need a lot more MONEY if i have to put up with this little bastard.

the hustler: hola!! did somebody mention money?  SEÑOR?




ennis: uuhh, alex, i'll take that dark haired fella against the brick wall, on the bottom... for $200.[/i]




bitchy bobby: wrong show, numb-nuts!!!  jeezus!!!
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« Reply #20698 on: January 27, 2007, 03:49:15 AM »
Yay, gnash! LMAO!  Cheesy Grin
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« Reply #20699 on: January 27, 2007, 03:59:16 AM »



Sheriff Aguirre: "Now lemme get this straight, mr del Mar.
You want to file a report of 'this thing that grabs hold of you in the wrong place at the wrong time and you're dead'.
I'm goin' to make a phone call to 1980 and see what I can do.
Hello? Is this Ennis del Mar?..."



Ennis: "Uh-huh. Okay. Just tell him to fix it while he still can. Just tell him that."
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