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« Reply #20670 on: January 26, 2007, 05:09:06 PM »
BROKEBAKER STREET MOUNTAIN

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Dr Watson: What are we going to do now Holmes?

Holmes: It's elementary my dear Watson.  Wait til you see what
can be done with a pipe!

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Dr Watson: What are we going to do now Holmes?

Holmes: I doubt there's much we can do. I've got my life here
in Baker Street. You've got your medical practice in East Cheam.
Keeping track of Moriarty is about all I've got time for.
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« Reply #20671 on: January 26, 2007, 05:28:04 PM »
Lola,

I just puddled my seat!  :-[

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« Reply #20672 on: January 26, 2007, 05:41:59 PM »

Holy Crap!  Is nothing sacred to you Photocaptioners?  Dragging an icon like James Bond into your pathetic alternative-reality world!  It's disgusting!  And which one of you losers stole my tangerine lip gloss?






Tell me, Bobby, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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« Reply #20673 on: January 26, 2007, 06:01:36 PM »
Quote from: trubrokeback on January 26, 2007, 05:41:59 PM

Holy Crap!  Is nothing sacred to you Photocaptioners?  Dragging an icon like James Bond into your pathetic alternative-reality world!  It's disgusting!  And which one of you losers stole my tangerine lip gloss?






Tell me, Bobby, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Trubrokeback,

You have started my weekend off on a wonderful note! Clever, very clever. Bitchin' Bobby's my fav.

FWIW

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« Reply #20674 on: January 26, 2007, 06:55:08 PM »
Quote from: magicmountain on January 26, 2007, 05:09:06 PM
BROKEBAKER STREET MOUNTAIN

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Dr Watson: What are we going to do now Holmes?

Holmes: I doubt there's much we can do. I've got my life here
in Baker Street. You've got your medical practice in East Cheam.
Keeping track of Moriarty is about all I've got time for.

PIMP!!!! This is truly hilarious!
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« Reply #20675 on: January 26, 2007, 07:06:40 PM »




James:   I'm Bond, James Bond.  You look like you have something to say.  Go ahead....say it.

Girl:  What's an ass baby?    Whut?
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« Reply #20676 on: January 26, 2007, 07:42:00 PM »


JACK:   I hear Roco got moderated last night!

ENNIS:   Damn, that must a hurt!

JACK:   Naw, it was just a flesh wound.

ENNIS:   Whut's he gonna do now?

JACK:   He's on his way ta Mexico.

ENNIS:   Whut for?

JACK:   Says he wants ta contemplate the mysteries a life.

ENNIS:   Whut the Hell toes that mean?

JACK:   Ahhh ..... I think he wants ta get laid!

Ennis:   That reminds me ... we got any crisco?

Jack:   Yep, back at the tent.

ENNIS:   Come on , lets go!
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« Reply #20677 on: January 26, 2007, 08:02:24 PM »
Trubrokeback,

You have started my weekend off on a wonderful note! Clever, very clever. Bitchin' Bobby's my fav.

FWIW

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« Reply #20678 on: January 26, 2007, 08:11:29 PM »
Quote from: magicmountain on January 26, 2007, 03:21:01 PM
Quote from: magicmountain on January 26, 2007, 06:36:06 AM

Jack: Well, Ennis looks like we’re gonna get cast out of Eden. That’s what happens when ya eat forbidden fruit.

Ennis: Waddya mean?

Jack: Well that coyote ain’t the only one with balls like apples Ennis.


Ennis: (Long pause) Well your trick with the banana probly didn't help much either Jack.

PS That's what you'd call having two bites of the cherry.

Just a pair of old fruits, weren't they.
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« Reply #20679 on: January 26, 2007, 08:12:56 PM »
Quote from: Lola on January 26, 2007, 04:33:41 PM


Ennis:  Dear diary.........you know I ain't queer.



Awwww, that's so sad and cute.
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« Reply #20680 on: January 26, 2007, 08:16:08 PM »

God dammit!  Another redneck with one of those Calvin-pissing-on-Ford bumperstickers!
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« Reply #20681 on: January 26, 2007, 08:18:05 PM »
 



Stupid little Hobbitses ... stole my precioussssss .... I hates em all!!
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« Reply #20682 on: January 26, 2007, 08:29:33 PM »
 


Let's see .... Once upon a time there were 2 gay hobbits ... munchkins ... politicians
cowboys .... shit this harder that I expected!
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« Reply #20683 on: January 26, 2007, 08:42:20 PM »

Oh my goodness!  How embarrassing.  This tree has apples on him the size of balls.
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« Reply #20684 on: January 26, 2007, 08:43:06 PM »
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Stupid little Hobbitses ... stole my precioussssss .... I hates em all!!
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LMAO!!! Grin Grin Grin
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