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« Reply #20655 on: January 26, 2007, 03:58:55 PM »
Quote from: Phantom on January 26, 2007, 03:55:15 PM
I soooooo wanted a Gay 007, but oh well guess not.... He is hawt!  Wink



James:   God Jack, I wish I knew how to quit you.

Girl:  Who's Jack?
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« Reply #20656 on: January 26, 2007, 04:04:34 PM »
^what I would do for a minute alone with that man....  Lips Sealed
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FOR HEAVEN's JAKE ! Jakeing off at Jakea.
« Reply #20657 on: January 26, 2007, 04:15:23 PM »






James:    I How wish you were a coyote!
 Just give me a couple of apples before we make love.

Girl:  (hesitating, but willing to please) Sure enough...
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"And maybe, he thought, they'd never got much farther than that. Let be, let be."

Nothing ended - begun - resolved.
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« Reply #20658 on: January 26, 2007, 04:27:20 PM »
Brilliant, tfmisc!  Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #20659 on: January 26, 2007, 04:27:55 PM »


James: Have I ever shown you my banana trick?
Girl: Banana trick?  Y'know that's funny.  Years ago I knew a ranch kid from Wyoming who could--- OH GAWD!!  No wonder Moneypenny is such a frustrated bitch!
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We come out here thinkin' that ranchin' was still big hats and Marlboros ... Boy, were we behind the times!
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« Reply #20660 on: January 26, 2007, 04:33:41 PM »


Ennis:  Dear diary.........you know I ain't queer.

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« Reply #20661 on: January 26, 2007, 04:36:16 PM »
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Brilliant, tfmisc!  Grin Grin Grin

I second that! Cheesy
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« Reply #20662 on: January 26, 2007, 04:37:24 PM »


Jack (to himself) :  God I am the best looking man in here, every guy in the place wants me!
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« Reply #20663 on: January 26, 2007, 04:40:08 PM »


James: You ever get the feelin' I don't know. you're trying to spy and someone looks at you suspicous..like he knows

Other Agent: maybe its' time you moved outa spyin'. Set yourself up a cow and calf operation
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« Reply #20664 on: January 26, 2007, 04:45:04 PM »


James: vagina don't look right....

Girl: WTF?

James: And your moaning don't sound right either! I need a man!
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« Reply #20665 on: January 26, 2007, 04:45:46 PM »
^Oh my!   Cheesy
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« Reply #20666 on: January 26, 2007, 04:53:48 PM »


I wish Phantom was here to share a cell with me.



(okay running from the mods as I am off topic)
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« Reply #20667 on: January 26, 2007, 04:54:17 PM »
LOL LOLa

LOL Jason

By the way, I googled Casino Royale to see if I could get an appropriate quote for the Phantom and up popped the 1967 version starring David Niven. If you want a bloody good laugh at the funniest dialogue ever check out

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061452/quotes
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and I became fierce like a lion
then tender like the evening star - Rumi
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« Reply #20668 on: January 26, 2007, 04:58:12 PM »


Girl: If all that were left of you were a smile and a little finger you would still
be more of a man than anyone I have ever met.

Bond: That's because you know what I can do with my little finger.

Quote from the film

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« Reply #20669 on: January 26, 2007, 05:05:35 PM »


Boss Agent: You can have all the pussy you want. But I'm gonna say this just one time James Fuckin' Bond.
All those dicks I don't know about..could get you killed if I should come to know.

James: Tell ya what. And I'll say it just one time..you count all the pussy galore I nailed in 20 years for the agency and measure it against the few dicks I get and then tell me you'll kill me for needin' something I don't hardly ever get! I'm not you!  I can't make it on pussy alone! You have no idea how bad it gets!
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