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« Reply #345 on: February 07, 2006, 01:53:09 PM »
Quote from: Lola on February 07, 2006, 01:15:51 PM
Does it sound horrible for me to say I was?   :-[   But you know I never cared about looks, I always knew I was pretty, what I really wanted to be was smart.

That impresses me much more than looks.  As Judge Judy says, beauty fades, but dumb lasts forever. 

Heh. No, it doesn't sound horrible. I can't even imagine being able to say that, although I'm not terribly unattractive or ugly -- just average.  Smiley

I've always been smart, but I've always wanted to be one of those beautiful smart girls.

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« Reply #346 on: February 07, 2006, 02:05:27 PM »
Like Reece Witherspoon in Legally Blonde! LOL   Kiss
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« Reply #347 on: February 07, 2006, 03:20:43 PM »
Quote from: helen_uk on February 07, 2006, 09:02:43 AM
yes, the carpet DOES match the drapes

*snort*  Cheesy Cheesy

...ya gotta say it in that rich southern accent... maybe i shoulda said "rug" and "curtains" lol.
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« Reply #348 on: February 07, 2006, 03:22:49 PM »
Quote from: imennisshesjack on February 07, 2006, 09:42:33 AM



jake: "as much as i like working to save the environment, this saving the seals from oil slicks wreaks HAVOC on my body."
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« Reply #349 on: February 07, 2006, 03:29:36 PM »




'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song 
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« Reply #350 on: February 07, 2006, 03:42:34 PM »
Quote from: cyoung on February 07, 2006, 11:17:46 AM
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Love the quote, but damn, that girl is GORGEOUS!!!

I still say let's do a sequel...Brastrap Mountain with Lureen and Alma.


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I was looking at this photo, noticing how beautiful and sexy she is, and wondering where exactly I fall on the Kinsey scale. Then I realized that my reaction isn't attraction so much as jealousy/envy: I want to LOOK like her so that men would fall at my feet! How pitiful is that?! Beautiful women are so lucky. It's hard to be a woman in this culture and not be beautiful. I know, I know, gotta work on my self-esteem. Okay, back on topic.

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LL, Cara, on the Kinsey scale.
My best friend growing up was GORGEOUS and it embarrassed her; she felt like no one took her seriously. She is a very talented artist but hardly anyone knows it b'c she always felt she got judged by her looks. People were surprised that she was a straight-A student. Can't pretty people be smart too? I mean, look at our Jakey....

Anyway, I think Michelle is gorgeous in the pic.

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« Reply #351 on: February 07, 2006, 05:26:51 PM »
Quote from: imennisshesjack on February 07, 2006, 09:42:33 AM



*sigh*  Just a BIG thank you for this pic.......  Damn.

Must replace my Jarhead desktop with this!!!   Little bit too gobsmacked to think of a caption (well one I'd put here any way).

I say again.......Damn
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« Reply #352 on: February 07, 2006, 05:28:50 PM »
Quote from: Lola on February 07, 2006, 03:29:36 PM



'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song 

ROTFLMAO!!!
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Damn you Ennis!
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« Reply #353 on: February 07, 2006, 08:28:17 PM »
Quote from: Duces Wild on February 07, 2006, 05:26:51 PM
Quote from: imennisshesjack on February 07, 2006, 09:42:33 AM

*sigh*  Just a BIG thank you for this pic.......  Damn.

Must replace my Jarhead desktop with this!!!   Little bit too gobsmacked to think of a caption (well one I'd put here any way).

I say again.......Damn

You're welcome. That's Heidi Ho's favorite.
I just think Jake should always be wet, and preferably naked. (sorry, should this be in the Jake's eyelashes thread?)

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« Reply #354 on: February 07, 2006, 08:50:10 PM »


Jake:  No really!  Ang gave Heath and me this step-by-step book of instructions.  First you do this.




Jake:  Then you do this.  Said it'd be a piece of cake - I wouldn't feel a thing.  Huh.  Go figure!
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"And when he shall die,
Take him and cut him out in little stars,
And he will make the face of heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night."
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« Reply #355 on: February 07, 2006, 09:28:27 PM »
Quote from: ImJackshesEnnis on February 07, 2006, 08:50:10 PM
Jake:  Then you do this.  Said it'd be a piece of cake - I wouldn't feel a thing.  Huh.  Go figure!
:-[   Smiley

It's hard to imagine now anything else he could be saying!!
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« Reply #356 on: February 07, 2006, 11:01:27 PM »
Quote from: Lola on February 07, 2006, 03:29:36 PM


MY NEW OBJECTIVE IN LIFE IS TO MARRY THIS GUY   Grin
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« Reply #357 on: February 08, 2006, 04:53:51 AM »


Question:  When Heath stimulates himself anally, why does he use these two fingers??

Answer:  Because they're mine!
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« Reply #358 on: February 08, 2006, 05:20:50 AM »
**wipes coffee off the keyboard AGAIN!!!**

darn you, CD!
I really do know better!
lol!


hey - let's go wake up Wayne and chase him around the Personal Attacks thread some more.  heee heee!
should we dip his hand in warm water first???
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« Reply #359 on: February 08, 2006, 05:31:28 AM »
Quote from: CellarDweller115 on February 08, 2006, 04:53:51 AM



Question:  When Heath stimulates himself anally, why does he use these two fingers??

Answer:  Because they're mine!

So I come here and immediately jump to the end of the page, see this and nearly fall off the chair...

THEN...then I scroll up backwards and see IJSE's original and now I have to go lay down with a cold compress on my poor head. How in the world am I gonna EVER be able to watch that scene again without these captions running through my head?

Bravo and  uhmmmm, Ewwww....ROTF
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