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« Reply #330 on: February 07, 2006, 07:03:51 AM »





I'm not gonna look................I'm NOT gonna look,    oh fuck it! I'm lookin'


ROTFLMBO!!!!   Cheesy
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« Reply #331 on: February 07, 2006, 07:11:04 AM »




That's right, I'm from Texas.  Where the cowboys wear big hats, and the women wear big hair!

The bigger  (or blonder) the hair, the closer to God
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"And when he shall die,
Take him and cut him out in little stars,
And he will make the face of heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night."
~~Heath Ledger 1979-2008~~

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« Reply #332 on: February 07, 2006, 07:13:32 AM »



Jake:   Anyone want to ride it?   Shocked

"Want me to work on your engine, Ma'am?"

I'd lube his straight 8.

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All I'm getting are a bunch of naughty visuals involving head gaskets, crankshafts, rack and pinyon, tail pipes, aw feck it...I think you get the picture....

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That all the world will be in love with night."
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« Reply #333 on: February 07, 2006, 07:24:30 AM »

I'd lube his straight 8.

ahem.  sorry - that probably belongs elsewhere on this forum....
All I'm getting are a bunch of naughty visuals involving head gaskets, crankshafts, rack and pinyon, tail pipes, aw feck it...I think you get the picture....


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« Reply #334 on: February 07, 2006, 07:39:35 AM »



Ennis: Alma, Isn't this Brokeback Mountain movie great?

"Ennis, you are the first guy I ever knew who comes to a drive-in picture show and actually wants to look at the picture and why does it have to be a Montgomery Clift movie like "Red River" over and over and over?"
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« Reply #335 on: February 07, 2006, 08:14:16 AM »



alma (thinking): who knew i'd get pregnant from anal sex?
ennis (thinking): damn, i hope jack aint pregnant too.
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« Reply #336 on: February 07, 2006, 08:17:05 AM »



"...ya had to ask, didn't ya lashawn? yes, the carpet DOES match the drapes. wanna go powder our noses?"
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« Reply #337 on: February 07, 2006, 09:02:43 AM »

yes, the carpet DOES match the drapes

*snort*  Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #338 on: February 07, 2006, 09:42:33 AM »



"They want me to play Two-Face? Hell no! This body was MADE for the Batsuit."
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« Reply #339 on: February 07, 2006, 09:43:39 AM »



"They want me to play Two-Face? Hell no! This body was MADE for the Batsuit."


"And you should see my codpiece. Suck on that, george Clooney."
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« Reply #340 on: February 07, 2006, 11:13:57 AM »

alma (thinking): who knew i'd get pregnant from anal sex?
ennis (thinking): damn, i hope jack aint pregnant too.

That was way darn funny!  Cheesy

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« Reply #341 on: February 07, 2006, 11:17:46 AM »

Hey Jack ya wanna see nasty, I'll show you nasty  Shocked

Love the quote, but damn, that girl is GORGEOUS!!!

I still say let's do a sequel...Brastrap Mountain with Lureen and Alma.


Spoken like a true lesbian. Tongue

I was looking at this photo, noticing how beautiful and sexy she is, and wondering where exactly I fall on the Kinsey scale. Then I realized that my reaction isn't attraction so much as jealousy/envy: I want to LOOK like her so that men would fall at my feet! How pitiful is that?! Beautiful women are so lucky. It's hard to be a woman in this culture and not be beautiful. I know, I know, gotta work on my self-esteem. Okay, back on topic.

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« Reply #342 on: February 07, 2006, 12:54:22 PM »

Well in all fairness to us, she is very young and she is even younger in some of those pics.  I was a looker back in my day (at her age) I don't know what the hell happend, but I was.

They are also pics done by a professional, as is the hair and makeup.    Undecided
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« Reply #343 on: February 07, 2006, 12:57:54 PM »

Well in all fairness to us, she is very young and she is even younger in some of those pics.  I was a looker back in my day (at her age) I don't know what the hell happend, but I was.

They are also pics done by a professional, as is the hair and makeup.    Undecided

I was never, ever that beautiful. Even my Glamour Shots from 10+ years ago, somewhat "professional," wouldn't come close. Smiley I guess that's one of the reasons she's an actress and I'm not.

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« Reply #344 on: February 07, 2006, 01:15:51 PM »

Does it sound horrible for me to say I was?   :-[   But you know I never cared about looks, I always knew I was pretty, what I really wanted to be was smart.

That impresses me much more than looks.  As Judge Judy says, beauty fades, but dumb lasts forever. 
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