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« Reply #4455 on: May 02, 2006, 11:32:47 AM »

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"Yee haw! Roped me an Ennis!"
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« Reply #4456 on: May 02, 2006, 11:37:06 AM »

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Jack: "Please tell me I didn't kick out your teeth... I can't fuck a man without teeth."
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« Reply #4457 on: May 02, 2006, 11:39:21 AM »
LMAO!!!  brad...the Ernie and Bert one killed me!! 

Louisev...as usual, I spend most of my time on hear reading and wiping the tears out of my eyes from laughing so hard...
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« Reply #4458 on: May 02, 2006, 11:39:43 AM »

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Ennis experiences difficulties when Jack attempts a variation in their normal lovemaking routine.
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« Reply #4459 on: May 02, 2006, 11:45:13 AM »

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"Whose idea was it to dress one a my sheep in your dirty drawers?"
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« Reply #4460 on: May 02, 2006, 11:46:59 AM »


Ennis was trying to pass gas the normal way, but he can't because it's literally stuck, so the gas is coming out the other way...
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« Reply #4461 on: May 02, 2006, 11:48:31 AM »

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Ennis:  "Jack, what if the sheep start in with that 'queer' shit around Aguirre?"

Jack:  "Just pretend they're talkin about the Basque.  He wears that funny hat an all."
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« Reply #4462 on: May 02, 2006, 11:48:51 AM »


Jack (screaming with pain): "Please, Ennis... take me to the dentist... now! pleeeeeease!"

Ennis (pushing him away): "If ya can't fix it... you gotta stand it, dude!"
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"And maybe, he thought, they'd never got much farther than that. Let be, let be."

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« Reply #4463 on: May 02, 2006, 11:51:24 AM »

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Ennis:  "I can't believe I left my extra pair a drawers on that sheep."
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« Reply #4464 on: May 02, 2006, 11:52:57 AM »
Quote from: louisev on May 02, 2006, 11:37:06 AM
Jack: "Please tell me I didn't kick out your teeth... I can't fuck a man without teeth."

Ohh...wicked!!!
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« Reply #4465 on: May 02, 2006, 11:54:32 AM »
...above all when you replace the f*** by a s***... (sorry, couldn't resist) Tongue
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« Reply #4466 on: May 02, 2006, 11:55:08 AM »

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In the midst of solemnizing Alma and Ennis' marriage, Parson Brown's gaydar goes off.
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« Reply #4467 on: May 02, 2006, 11:56:26 AM »
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Ennis:   jack, you best get that thing to go down before Aguirre gets over here.."

Jack:  "I'm tryin' Ennis, but it ain't easy with you starin' at it like that...   ."
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Ennis:   jack, you best get that thing to go down before Aguirre gets over here.."
Jack:  "I'm tryin' Ennis, but it ain't easy with you starin' at it like that..."

Ennis: Try to think about something else... try to think about a major turn-off... try to think about the basque!
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« Reply #4469 on: May 02, 2006, 12:00:40 PM »

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(Alma, thinking to herself:)  "Why is he looking at Ennis so funny?"

(Ennis, thinking to himself:)  "I'm goin a hell, I'm goin a hell."
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