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« Reply #4170 on: April 30, 2006, 12:24:35 PM »


(Mrs. Twist, thinking to herself)  Why that boy don't look queer ta me, looks just as normal as my Jack... uh oh."
Suddenly, Mrs. Twist's gaydar goes off.
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« Reply #4171 on: April 30, 2006, 12:28:19 PM »


"Jack told me you and he caught a lot a trouser trout up on Brokeback Mountain.  They taste good? Never had em myself."
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« Reply #4172 on: April 30, 2006, 12:31:54 PM »


"We better keep our pants on tonight Jack, make sure nothin else happens."
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« Reply #4173 on: April 30, 2006, 12:43:58 PM »


Jack:  "Well how about just beatin off in the tent together? Is that queer?"

Ennis:  "Yeah, that's queer too."

Jack:  "Damn."
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« Reply #4174 on: April 30, 2006, 12:46:18 PM »


Jack: "How about jes a plain ol' massage?

Ennis:  "Queer."
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« Reply #4175 on: April 30, 2006, 12:48:34 PM »


Jack:  "How 'bout wavin my cock at ya from inside the tent?"

Ennis:  "Goddammit Jack!"
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« Reply #4176 on: April 30, 2006, 12:55:29 PM »
Quote from: louisev on April 30, 2006, 12:46:18 PM


Jack: "How about if yer shit-faced drunk?"

Ennis:  "You catch on quick, don't ya?."

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« Reply #4177 on: April 30, 2006, 01:00:43 PM »
Quote from: Ken on March 05, 2006, 10:45:08 AM



SAVE A HORSE....RIDE A COWBOY!!   Kiss
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« Reply #4178 on: April 30, 2006, 01:37:18 PM »
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Jack: "How about if yer shit-faced drunk?"

Ennis:  "You catch on quick, don't ya?."

Rick B


These are really funny! Cheesy
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« Reply #4179 on: April 30, 2006, 01:53:21 PM »
Quote from: louisev on April 14, 2006, 12:14:20 PM


"What the heck is Astro-glide?"
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« Reply #4180 on: April 30, 2006, 02:25:45 PM »
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Jack:  "How 'bout wavin my cock at ya from inside the tent?"

Ennis:  "Goddammit Jack!"

ROFL!  That's some... imagery... right there.  Loving the "queer" series Smiley
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« Reply #4181 on: April 30, 2006, 02:34:38 PM »
you're no slouch yerself tras, keep em comin!  I am very nearly out of ideas.... so someone else has to take over!
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« Reply #4182 on: April 30, 2006, 02:44:31 PM »
A somewhat wistful but touching fantasy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0p7y5Gk1pM&search=brokeback
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« Reply #4183 on: April 30, 2006, 02:58:06 PM »
Just scanned back the last 10 pages or so, I am speechless, you guys are all amazing.  Funny stuff!!   Cheesy

Louise you must be exhausted! lol  HOW do you do it, you have a quick witt!!

Violet Moon if you have questions about the jokes, if you don't get them, the easiest way would be to PM (send a message) the person who posted the joke and let them explain privately.
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« Reply #4184 on: April 30, 2006, 03:13:11 PM »
muah. I have extra funny bones.
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