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« Reply #3705 on: April 26, 2006, 11:52:39 AM »


"Shit Ennis, how'm I supposed ta operate a can opener with you gettin naked over there, huh?"
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« Reply #3706 on: April 26, 2006, 11:57:25 AM »


"Boy, don't be givin me no googly eyes or I'll take that bottle a whiskey away from ya."
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« Reply #3707 on: April 26, 2006, 11:59:57 AM »
Quote from: louisev on April 26, 2006, 11:14:14 AM


Suddenly, at a distance of 2.2 miles, Ennis's gaydar goes off.

I laugh a little louder and louder at each new gaydar one... but this one takes the cake (or the beans?). I think my neighbors think I've finally lost it...
 Cheesy
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« Reply #3708 on: April 26, 2006, 12:04:44 PM »


Midway through his second beer, Jimbo's gaydar suddenly goes off.
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« Reply #3709 on: April 26, 2006, 12:09:31 PM »


A classic case of Systemic Gaydar Failure (SGF).
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« Reply #3710 on: April 26, 2006, 12:22:42 PM »
Quote from: louisev on April 26, 2006, 12:09:31 PM


A classic case of Systemic Gaydar Failure (SGF).

hahhahhahahahahha

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this is a classic... this one goes on my top ten list of best captions on this board.  hahahhahahahahahah
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« Reply #3711 on: April 26, 2006, 01:11:06 PM »
Quote from: louisev on April 26, 2006, 11:47:58 AM


"Tighty-whities.  Keeps ya from gettin' lice, too.  Give em a try."
OMG, SO FUNNY!  I'm gasping for air here....LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL  LOL
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« Reply #3712 on: April 26, 2006, 01:11:50 PM »
my gay friend advised me that all gay men like a good underwear joke.
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« Reply #3713 on: April 26, 2006, 01:13:32 PM »
Quote from: Lola on April 26, 2006, 09:06:13 AM
Jake:  Hey Heath, I'm not wearing any underwear

Heath:  uhhh yea that's great Jake, but Michelle and I are kind of busy with the baby right now, I gotta let you go.

Jake:  I've grown a beard

Heath:  click

Lola, how funny!  LOL LOL LOL  This thread is so great.  So much talent.
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« Reply #3714 on: April 26, 2006, 01:15:29 PM »
Quote from: Alijoon on April 26, 2006, 12:22:42 PM
Quote from: louisev on April 26, 2006, 12:09:31 PM
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A classic case of Systemic Gaydar Failure (SGF).

this is a classic... this one goes on my top ten list of best captions on this board.  hahahhahahahahahah

I second that.   Cheesy   Cheesy   Brilliant!
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« Reply #3715 on: April 26, 2006, 01:18:22 PM »
Quote from: Lola on April 26, 2006, 07:45:46 AM

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Monroe: Well, I believe in the soul, the c**k, the pu$$y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days
Alma: (off camera) You are scaring me Monroe.
Loved this one!  I can actually see Monroe saying these things, too.  So funny!
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« Reply #3716 on: April 26, 2006, 01:21:40 PM »
Quote from: louisev on April 26, 2006, 11:11:32 AM
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"Make sure my shirts are washed, air dried, and folded, all the dishes are warshed, horses brushed and wood cut, and we'll see about playing "rodeo" tonight, okay boy?"
OMG You are killing me with these captions.  My husband is going to think I've lost it. 

"playing rodeo" ...... LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

edited to take out direct link to photo
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« Reply #3717 on: April 26, 2006, 01:21:51 PM »

Jack: Please, I wanna see it just one more time before I go.

Ennis: Well, is anyone looking? (unbuckle, unzip) There. Ya happy?

Jack: Let me get my camera.

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« Reply #3718 on: April 26, 2006, 01:25:23 PM »
Quote from: louisev on April 26, 2006, 11:52:39 AM


"Shit Ennis, how'm I supposed ta operate a can opener with you gettin naked over there, huh?"

That's why he couldn't open the beans! Cheesy
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« Reply #3719 on: April 26, 2006, 01:34:40 PM »
yep. Secret's out!
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