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« Reply #3135 on: April 17, 2006, 10:40:55 AM »


"Look Jenny, Daddy's scratchin' his butt agin."
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« Reply #3136 on: April 17, 2006, 10:45:01 AM »


"Lureen I forgot, what goes with purple?"
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« Reply #3137 on: April 17, 2006, 10:46:33 AM »
Quote from: louisev on April 17, 2006, 10:45:01 AM
"Lureen I forgot, what goes with purple?"

Mwah hahahahahaha   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #3138 on: April 17, 2006, 10:47:54 AM »
louisev, these are awesome. I especially loved "two-legs mating" and the evil sheep ones being a big fan of the Far Side guy. Thanks for the entertainment!
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« Reply #3139 on: April 17, 2006, 10:48:31 AM »


"Alma where'd ya put that copy of Playgirl magazine?"
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« Reply #3140 on: April 17, 2006, 10:49:54 AM »
Quote from: happycamper on April 17, 2006, 10:47:54 AM
louisev, these are awesome. I especially loved "two-legs mating" and the evil sheep ones being a big fan of the Far Side guy. Thanks for the entertainment!

thanks! that was my writing partner's idea. He always thinks about things from the animal point of view... it was a clever idea he came up with.
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« Reply #3141 on: April 17, 2006, 10:55:34 AM »


"Drove up here to get laid, Friend, whaddaya think?"
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« Reply #3142 on: April 17, 2006, 10:59:12 AM »


(Jack, thinking) "I need a two-dollar hooker, somebody I can blow off like a two dollar hooker."
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« Reply #3143 on: April 17, 2006, 11:01:24 AM »


(Jack, thinking) "He even cuts turkey like his dick is biggern' mine."
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« Reply #3144 on: April 17, 2006, 11:04:56 AM »


Then suddenly all these short ear sheep come trotting up and got me and my horse surrounded... and they just let go all at once.  I never smelled such a stink !  And that was the end of my sheep herdin' career."
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« Reply #3145 on: April 17, 2006, 11:38:43 AM »
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(Jack, thinking) "He even cuts turkey like his dick is biggern' mine."

LOL yea that's what he thinks!  Shocked
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« Reply #3146 on: April 17, 2006, 01:59:59 PM »
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The evil short-eared sheep rally around the coyote totem as they plan their next assault on the Light Furred One.
The sheeps perspective is such a new twist on the movie, maybe someone can start a new thread. Grin
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« Reply #3147 on: April 17, 2006, 02:08:59 PM »
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Uh oh! I see that fella who drove startin' ta look at me. I like his looks but I had better not appear too eager. So, I will cover my eyes with my hat brim and maybe we won't make eye contact. If we do, then I'm a gonner!
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" . . . he is suffused with a sense of pleasure because Jack Twist was in his dream . . . it might stoke the day, rewarm that old, cold time on the mountain when they owned the world and nothing seemed wrong."
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« Reply #3148 on: April 17, 2006, 02:12:15 PM »
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If it's thicker than this I'm in trouble....
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« Reply #3149 on: April 17, 2006, 03:33:41 PM »
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Then suddenly all these short ear sheep come trotting up and got me and my horse surrounded... 
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And that was the end of my sheep herdin' career."
OMG!! Co-workers definately know I'm not working now...
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