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« Reply #3075 on: April 16, 2006, 05:11:08 PM »


"Jack you ever wonder if all them sheep are just lyin there at night, thinking about what they're gunna do to ya next?"
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« Reply #3076 on: April 16, 2006, 05:14:57 PM »


Ennis finally comes face to face with the power of short-eared sheep to make it snow in the middle of summer.
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« Reply #3077 on: April 16, 2006, 05:23:20 PM »
Quote from: louisev on April 16, 2006, 05:11:08 PM


"Jack you ever wonder if all them sheep are just lyin there at night, thinking about what they're gunna do to ya next?"


Louise, I've told you, I'm crying with laughter here, you have got to stop!

Oh ok, don't stop.

I am so loving the Evil Sheep captions.....the worrying thing is, I can imagine Ennis and Jack saying these things to each other about them damned sheep. 

*Christie wipes her eyes, readies herself for more evil sheep captions*
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Jack didn’t force his eyes or speed his fingers, just let Ennis be himself in all ways. - Wolf & the Thunderbird -Debutante9

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« Reply #3078 on: April 16, 2006, 05:33:44 PM »
Hey, Louise, I've been LMAO with your captions! I actually LOVED the one with the lion  Grin . And Rick B., of course you're great too. I hardly have time to even come to this site, and this is the first thread I always visit, it makes me feel relaxed.  Wink
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« Reply #3079 on: April 16, 2006, 05:49:05 PM »
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Hey, Louise, I've been LMAO with your captions! I actually LOVED the one with the lion  Grin . And Rick B., of course you're great too. I hardly have time to even come to this site, and this is the first thread I always visit, it makes me feel relaxed.  Wink

lion?  what lion?  have I been posting captions in my sleep?

Don't worry Christie, you're safe for tonight, its after my bedtime.
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« Reply #3080 on: April 16, 2006, 06:01:02 PM »
Quote from: louisev on April 11, 2006, 11:34:09 AM
And now for something.... completely different.

Courtesy of my friend oddbody at the Rotten Tomatoes movie forum... !





"My momma used to sing this to me at bedtime:  "Hakuna matata, what a wonderful phrase..."

Mmmm... this one?
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« Reply #3081 on: April 16, 2006, 06:04:06 PM »
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Mmmm... this one?

Oh! of course.  the LION one!  *blush*  I think my mind is falling apart.  thanks  FF!
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« Reply #3082 on: April 16, 2006, 06:43:04 PM »


If it's thicker than this I'm in trouble....
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« Reply #3083 on: April 16, 2006, 08:15:27 PM »

All this practicin' and he still don't get the hint.  Am I gonna have to get me a banana or somethin'?
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« Reply #3084 on: April 16, 2006, 08:22:38 PM »


"Sorry, I've got my eyes set on the gay one over there."



Lureen thinking: Well, I'll cross my eyes at him, laugh at all his stupid jokes, and then flash him with the boobies.  Slam dunk fer sure.  Even a gay man can't resist the boobies.
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« Reply #3085 on: April 16, 2006, 08:28:06 PM »


Cowboy foreplay:
Stare stoically into the fire for at least 30 minutes, intermittently drinking whiskey and smoking.  No talking allowed unless it is in regards to pants being on fire or screwin' women.  Repeat application as necessary.
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« Reply #3086 on: April 16, 2006, 08:33:17 PM »


Jack: Can I have that last stone biscuit, friend?  Think I'll use it ta knock one of the sheep over the head fer supper.

Ennis: We're supposed to screw with the sheep, not eat 'em!  What if Aguirre finds out?

Jack: Tell you what, sheep be damned then, how 'bout some Ennis à la mode?
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« Reply #3087 on: April 16, 2006, 08:39:20 PM »


Ennis: C'mon Jack... pull my finger.
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« Reply #3088 on: April 16, 2006, 08:43:21 PM »

Cain't believe Ennis hasn't said a thing about my new shirt.  And after I spent two hours to pick it out 'specially for him.  Ungrateful bastard.
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« Reply #3089 on: April 16, 2006, 08:45:37 PM »


Jack: Don't turn your back on them, Ennis!  They gonna git you!  Them sheep's been watchin' you all day.
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