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« Reply #2850 on: April 14, 2006, 09:45:48 AM »



"Yeah, fat.  Tell me something friend, can you button up that fancy parka a' yers?  How come yer wearing your wedding ring on your pinky finger, huh?"



"If somethin don't change I'm gonna start callin' yer 'little butterball.'  An' I ain't foolin."
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« Reply #2851 on: April 14, 2006, 09:47:49 AM »

not meant to be funny:

Jack, to himself: Oh God, Ennis, I had no idea. No fucking idea how you felt. No one has ever kissed me like that. Made me feel so wanted. Never. No one. God, Ennis...I know you can never ever say it, but you fuckin love me! You do! I know it now! Nothin has ever been clearer. And I love you right back! I could die right now. And be happy. From that first night in the tent, you've given me everything you had to give and I don't know how to tell you I love you. Ennis Del Mar....'cause a you.....I'm the happiest man in the world.........

Ennis, to himself: Jack Twist, you are the love a my life. I can't say it, but I can fuckin think it! And I know you can see right through me. You know. Kiss me Jack, kiss me hard.....


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No worries, it didn't come out as funny at all. Soo beautiful - thank you! Brought tears to my eyes. That's exactly what they were thinking and feeling.
Really loved this, it is so beautiful.
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« Reply #2852 on: April 14, 2006, 09:54:13 AM »



"Hold up there Carl, this is our product placement shot."
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« Reply #2853 on: April 14, 2006, 09:56:32 AM »



"How about lemon pie?  Flapjacks?  Ovaltine? Maybe a nice shot of whiskey...?"

Really chuckled at this one Cheesy

  Sorry to requote and nest....but this one killed me.....we're talking big belly laughs.  Thank god I wasn't at work


  FANTASTIC work on all of them.  Just great!
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« Reply #2854 on: April 14, 2006, 09:57:59 AM »

thanks Rob.  keeps me going on a boring day when people are still fighting in the other threads.

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« Reply #2855 on: April 14, 2006, 09:59:22 AM »



"Ennis Del Mar, Jack usta say... Ennis Del Mar s'got the cutest heiney this side of the Pecos, Jack usta say..."
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« Reply #2856 on: April 14, 2006, 10:00:08 AM »

  I don't know how you can possibly think you don't have a sense of humor  Cheesy

  You should be a caption writer!  Yer damned good!
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« Reply #2857 on: April 14, 2006, 10:02:37 AM »



"Now Junior you didn't say any weird shit to my girlfriend in the bar, did you?  Like about me running around with men or anything?"

Green tea spat at the computer screen!!   Shocked  Louise you rock!!!!!!!! They are all wonderful.   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #2858 on: April 14, 2006, 10:05:10 AM »

not meant to be funny:

Jack, to himself: Oh God, Ennis, I had no idea. No fucking idea how you felt. No one has ever kissed me like that. Made me feel so wanted. Never. No one. God, Ennis...I know you can never ever say it, but you fuckin love me! You do! I know it now! Nothin has ever been clearer. And I love you right back! I could die right now. And be happy. From that first night in the tent, you've given me everything you had to give and I don't know how to tell you I love you. Ennis Del Mar....'cause a you.....I'm the happiest man in the world.........

Ennis, to himself: Jack Twist, you are the love a my life. I can't say it, but I can fuckin think it! And I know you can see right through me. You know. Kiss me Jack, kiss me hard.....


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No worries, it didn't come out as funny at all. Soo beautiful - thank you! Brought tears to my eyes. That's exactly what they were thinking and feeling.
Really loved this, it is so beautiful.

*sobbing* Awwww...that's sooooo what that look on Jack's face says!
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« Reply #2859 on: April 14, 2006, 10:05:40 AM »



"Now Junior, since you're gettin' married an' all, it's time you learned how to drink like a Del Mar."
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« Reply #2860 on: April 14, 2006, 10:10:13 AM »



"Now don't sit right down on 'em or yer family jewels will end up like a couple a scrambled eggs."
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« Reply #2861 on: April 14, 2006, 10:15:33 AM »



"You okay there Jack - er, Alma?"
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« Reply #2862 on: April 14, 2006, 10:16:25 AM »



Alma Jr. I got the whiskey, can you grab the hotdogs out the water and put out the "condiments" we are going to have ourselves a nice engagement dinner.  Damn forgot the beans!
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« Reply #2863 on: April 14, 2006, 10:17:28 AM »


My daddy never once came to see me.
Well, there was that one time in high school...

But I don't like to talk about it...

That's why I drink...
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Alijoon, here's the first, my favorite.
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« Reply #2864 on: April 14, 2006, 10:19:27 AM »



(Thinking) "Just keep my eyes closed, snore a little... maybe she'll just leave me be."
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