Photo Captioning Fun! - CLOSED

[mountain boy]

Jake: ...so then I said:
"Well, what did you think underpants were for?"

Maggie: So what did he say?

Jake: What could he say?

Maggie: Exactly.[/size]

Rick "widge" B   

[$K!G!RL]

   

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Jack: "Is that yer saddle horn er ya jes glad ta see me?"

[mountain boy]

Rick "widge" B   

Well, now it all makes sense.

  I hope it's ok I "twist"ed your material up!! Just wanted to imagine the converse, but wanted to give you credit!   

[CANSTANDIT]

I agree -- you have to stay with us RickB 

I'm not going anywhere, I just don't want to go overboard. Whoops! Too late.

Hi, Rick,
My first reply to the Master of the Captions.
This last SAD one really made me stop and look at the relationship as a whole, as an ongoing history. I am so used to picking apart scene by scene, first as a lurker, than as a poster, and this was a heartbreaking example for me of the whole being greater than the some of the parts.
You really have a grasp on the internal lives, the true hearts, of these two characters.
Bless you for always sharing...your are feeding those of us who are hungry in certain pockets of our hearts and souls with these captions.

[CANSTANDIT]

I mean the "sum" of the parts. By golly, it's gettin late.....

[CANSTANDIT]

Suddenly, at the bar, after six beers, Ennis's gaydar goes off.



"You all right over there, friend?"

Oh, hell, now that is truly funny-"after six beers"...
LMAO

LMAO!!!!!!!             

*Christie has trouble breathing*

[CANSTANDIT]

OOps above...didn't mean to cut into an earlier reply.
I was laughing too hard, I guess.
 
Sorry, folks.

[KittyHawk]

I wondered if those of you who are so good at captioning these photos might try your hand at coming up with a nifty title for the Forum's book that we're working on.

To find out more about the book, you can either read the 36 pages of our thread "Ideas for our book" or here's the short and sweet version:
The goal and message of the book can be found at http://davecullen.com/forum/index.php?topic=1082.msg56071#msg56071.
The vast majority of the content will be selected from Forum members' posts which illustrate how and why BBM had such an impact on their lives. No posts will be used without the authors' permission, of course.

About 20 Forum members have been scouring the forum for weeks to find the most powerful stories, and I think we're going to have quite a book when the project is complete in 2 or 3 months.

I know you all have some remarkable talent over here - when I'm not working on the book project, I occasionally slip over here to laugh (and sometimes cry) at your latest posts. Lola and louisev and the rest of you are so clever! RickB, you are a national treasure. I love your funny work but Long as You Love Me and Save Me a Place are classics.

So I hope you all will share some of your talent by helping us come up with a few more good book titles to add to this list of possibilities:  http://davecullen.com/forum/index.php?topic=1082.msg190019#msg190019

Let me know if you have any questions. I'm headed off-line now, but will be back online in the morning!

Thanks a bunch!

- KittyHawk

[RickB]

Is this the one?

Alma's Daily Horoscope says: Your moon is on Pluto and there is a white elephant in your living room. There are big, life-changing surprises coming your way. Things are looking up at work, while things at home are about to take a surprising turn. You are about to find out the hard way that husbands, cowboys and fishin' buddies like to French kiss when they think no one is looking. Get a lawyer.

Ennis's Daily Horoscope says: You are about to see a loved one for the first time in 4 years. Buy some vaseline. You are about to have more sex in one week than most people have in their entire lives. You will be sore as hell with a big smile on your face. Oh, and I just told your wife that you're queer, whoops!! [/size]

Rick B

[Alijoon]

^^^

brilliant

hey, RickB, i hope your ears weren't burnin cause i was talkin about you to another poster today...

by the way, congrats on your 500th post... i am looking forward to the next 500

[City Girl]

Rick B

I didn't jump off the bridge.  Just had to run to the ladies room at work and hide. Loved your entire caption but just 'bout died with the following.

Where ever you are, I am.  You are my Heaven, and it's sweet and warm. 

You did love me, I see it all, plain as day. I see you in that alley the day we parted. I see you waitin at the window four years later. I see you the night you sent me away. Alma jr. heard you sobbing my name when you thought she was asleep. That's when she knew.

It's funny, Bud, you always thought you were hiding it all from the world. You couldn't see how you lit up when you saw me. Everyone else saw it, and had a pretty good idea what it meant.

That last part.  Ennis really did light up when he saw Jack. 

There are not words to say..., you are wonderful.

[RickB]

hey, RickB, i hope your ears weren't burnin cause i was talkin about you to another poster today...
by the way, congrats on your 500th post... i am looking forward to the next 500

Thanks Alijoon, and everyone else, it's nice to be useful. Ya know I was over 500 posts a while back, but every once in a while I go back and delete anything that doesn't seem all that significant. I  prefer to keep my number of posts as low as possible. Don't worry, I'm not throwing out anything that will be missed.

[City Girl]

Jack:  Ennis! you got me somethin' from Tiffany's?!

[louisev]

I know I'm not wonderful, or king of the captions, or the best... or anything like that.  But I was asked to resume posting so here I am.



"If you like that hat there's a whole lot more where that came from!"

[louisev]

At 500 yards, Jack's gaydar goes off.