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[Willhoite]

I think if you can't laugh at these evil sheep captions, there is something wrong with you.

Evil sheep rule.  I love them.   Please, Louise, more.  (if only to humour me - do you think it's a british thing - finding evil sheep funny?). 

just for you Christie.  I'm 100% English, 3rd generation, I guess this explains my evil sheep predilection too.

But, one can only laugh so long at a constantly repeated joke for so long.

I don't know how much English I am am; and, that's because I am a multi-ethnic American in the USA. My surname, Doty, came over on the Mayflower. But, Edward Doty was not a Pilgrim; he was an indentured servant and apparently he was running away from home and he agreed to work for his passage after landing if someone paid his way. Apparently, he was not from a poor family according to what my father said. I do have another somewhat historial fact in relation to the name "Doty." My father's father, Lewis E. Doty, was in the Oklahoma Land Rush of 1889 when the opened up the Cherokee Strip to homesteaders. Grandad was not a "Sooner; he was a "Boomer" because he didn't break the law like the "Sooners" did and staked out their claims ahead of time.

While I don't have an legal documents to prove my European ancestry, I do have a USA federal document which states that I have Cherokee Ancestry, although the blood quantum listed on it is not exactly correct. My maternal grandmother was enrolled with the Dawes Commission Rolls as Maude E. Coker in 1904 and listed with the Western Cherokee Nation in Indian Territory.

Now for some humor:



Jack thinking: Hey, Good Buddy! Yep, y'all over thar by the steps leanin' again' the wall; can't y'all see thet ah'm cruisin' ya here, cowboy? Ah'm doin' all I can to get ya to notice me! Don't yah know thet ah got the hot to trots fur ya?

[Lola]

Jack:  Hey Ennis, how do you get virgin wool?

Ennis:  I don't know Jack, how do you get virgin wool?

Jack:  From ugly sheep!   

Jack:  Hey Ennis, knock knock

Ennis:  Hey Jack, shut the hell up will ya

[louisev]

ah hahahaha!  Jack as the lame jokester!  it so fits him.

[poppyhoney]

Jack:  "Yee haw!"

Ennis:  "Shh. Keep it down boy."

Love it!  Oh Louise, I'm missing those evil sheep.....where've they gone?

But in the meantime, Ennis and Jack love (aka sex) speak will do me fine. You know, sheep.....sex.....it's all the same to me. 

[JHL11]

Lola- I thought of another one for your picture:

Jack- "Ennis, do you know why kilts were invented?"

Ennis- "Nope"

Jack- "Cuz sheep can hear the sound of a zipper from a hundred and fifty yards"

[RickB]

Jack: Ennis, I don't know about this place.
I got a funny feelin about that 'Norman' fella at the front office.

Ennis: Yeah, well, maybe you shouldn't a kept saying "Mr. Bates" and "masturbates"
over and over again in the same sentence. That was real smart. I mean, he's probably got
a big old knife under that dress he was wearing, did ya ever think a that ? Huh?

Rick B

[goobles]

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Jack: Ennis, I don't know about this place.
I got a funny feelin about that 'Norman' fella at the front office.

Ennis: Yeah, well, maybe you shouldn't a kept saying "Mr. Bates" and "masturbates"
over and over again in the same sentence. That was real smart. I mean, he's probably got
a big old knife under that dress he was wearing, did ya ever think a that ? Huh?

Rick, you are so funny!  lol lol

[goobles]

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Jack:  Hey Ennis, how do you get virgin wool?
Ennis:  I don't know Jack, how do you get virgin wool?
Jack:  From ugly sheep!   
Jack:  Hey Ennis, knock knock
Ennis:  Hey Jack, shut the hell up will ya

Loved this one, too!!  LOL  I can totally see Jack saying these jokes, too.  lol  So funny!   Just LOVE everyone on this thread!!   

[Lola]

Lola- I thought of another one for your picture:

Jack- "Ennis, do you know why kilts were invented?"

Ennis- "Nope"

Jack- "Cuz sheep can hear the sound of a zipper from a hundred and fifty yards"

LOL I am laughing, and I am SCOTTISH!   

[moonbeam]

Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such

Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
They'll never stay home and they're always alone
Even with someone they love

Cowboys ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold
And they'd rather give you a song then diamonds or gold

Lonestar belt buckles and old faded Levi's each night begins a new day
And if you don't understand him and he don't die young

He'll probly just ride away...

 

Lola, omg... stop making me cry! 

[curvedned]

lol.  This reminds me of how gay I am lol.

[Willhoite]

lol.  This reminds me of how gay I am lol.

Howdy, Ned! Pull up a log and sit a spell. Take a load off.



Uh oh! Ennis has been wearin' them thar boots so long that his feet has turned blue! Thet's whut y'all git when ya don't wear them thar boot sox!

[BTW, in the book, Ennis was not only not wearing underwear, he wasn't wearing sock either and Jack certainly noticed. I think that he got the Ennis' full-monty by the way that Ennis warshed himself next to the campfire.

[mikelen]

"Dead kittens, dead kittens....damn this belt buckle!"

OK - I've only gotten through 126 pages so far with some really, really hard good laughs, but THIS was the one that made me spit wine on the keyboard. Thanks

[ImEnnisShesJack]

sorry, modified it with the Brit-speak....

Someone needs to tell me where in Britland queered = tarted...

   

I didn't say I translated, Helen.  lol.  I substituted...

[downloaded1]

sorry, modified it with the Brit-speak....

Someone needs to tell me where in Britland queered = tarted...

   

I didn't say I translated, Helen.  lol.  I substituted...

Well, I'm gobsmacked.