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« Reply #4515 on: February 01, 2009, 03:48:43 PM »
Quote from: royandronnie on January 31, 2009, 09:01:01 PM


"…he's got a little cabin, up on Lake Kemp, says I can use it anytime I want. Says it has a king-size round waterbed, ceiling mirror, motion-activated video camera, fur-lined handcuffs, ball gags, box a nipple clamps, lots a riding crops, latex diapers, 5" heels to size 13, whole closet full a costumes, 15" dildos in caucasian and black fleshtones, and a course plenty a cowboy fetish gear."

Jack: Will we be needing all that? I got hooks, maggots, a rod and line, a keep net, and some ground bait as it is!
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...that distant summer...
« Reply #4516 on: February 01, 2009, 04:11:09 PM »
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Aguirre: "See them two gals walkin behind me? That's you and Twist by the end of the summer, somebody don't stay up nights with the sheep."

Ouch! very funny  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #4517 on: February 01, 2009, 04:14:00 PM »
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"…he's got a little cabin, up on Lake Kemp, says I can use it anytime I want. Says it has a king-size round waterbed, ceiling mirror, motion-activated video camera, fur-lined handcuffs, ball gags, box a nipple clamps, lots a riding crops, latex diapers, 5" heels to size 13, whole closet full a costumes, 15" dildos in caucasian and black fleshtones, and a course plenty a cowboy fetish gear."

Jack:  How about straws in case we wanna do some shrimping?
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« Reply #4518 on: February 01, 2009, 04:42:03 PM »

Randall:
Guess what I got?
A deck a playing cards with nekkid men on them!

Jack:
Whoa!
You better slow down, man!
You are really livin in the fast lane!


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« Reply #4519 on: February 01, 2009, 06:06:26 PM »
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They Came Together On Paper

 Aguirre: "Shee-it! Who the hell cum on this paper???"

Damn! I ALMOST did one with this idea last night…
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"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small
Who dares not put it to the touch
To win or lose it all
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« Reply #4520 on: February 01, 2009, 07:02:46 PM »
^^^^^^^^^^

I wondered why no one had!!
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« Reply #4521 on: February 01, 2009, 07:12:40 PM »
Because it's a very sticky subject!
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« Reply #4522 on: February 01, 2009, 08:03:58 PM »
Ba-da-BING! Cheesy
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« Reply #4523 on: February 02, 2009, 06:57:11 AM »



Ennis: we think we got it bad, the snow in england is 10 times worse then this jack, so quit your moaning, we can cuddle to get warm
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« Reply #4524 on: February 02, 2009, 07:18:38 AM »



Ennis always got way to excited when he saw snow
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« Reply #4525 on: February 02, 2009, 07:20:30 AM »




ennis needed to get down to the garden quick that snowman junior and jenny had made was HOT!
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« Reply #4526 on: February 02, 2009, 02:10:37 PM »


Ennis finally came to his senses and flew down the stairs into the love of his life's arms.    (well this is what should have happened after all that pacing he did,  then them sucking each other's faces off and nuzzling.   I mean come on get a room.   oh yeah they already did that at the siesta motel  Grin   never mind   Evil  )
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« Reply #4527 on: February 02, 2009, 02:41:16 PM »


Randall:  You moved your knee so it's touchin' my knee.

Jack:  No, I'm pretty sure you moved your knee so it's touchin' my knee.

Randall:  I never budged.  So you musta moved your knee so it's touchin' my knee.

Jack:  Let's compromise.  Let's go behind the bushes and neck.

Randall:  No, let's go behind the bushes and suck.

Jack:  Nah, let's go behind the bushes and fuck.

Randall:   I knew we could find somethin' we could agree on, Jack.

Jack:  Great, but just call me Ben.

Randall:  But, your name's Jack, like in jack off.

Jack:  Yeah, but times like these, I'd rather be Ben, like in Ben Dova.
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« Reply #4528 on: February 02, 2009, 09:00:48 PM »



In a clearing stands a boxer,
A fighter by his trade,


And he carries the reminders
Of every glove that laid him down
Or cut him
'Til he cried out, in his anger and his shame:
"I am leaving. I am leaving."



But the fighter still remains.


The Boxer
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There were only the two of them on the mountain, flying in the euphoric, bitter air...
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« Reply #4529 on: February 02, 2009, 09:53:28 PM »
Holy God-HR once again stops us dead in our tracks....^^^^^^^^^^^^^^  Cry Kiss
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