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Jack used a say, 'Ennis Del Mar,' he used a say...
« Reply #4425 on: January 30, 2009, 05:34:13 AM »

Imagine. This poor Spanish fly died in the service of so many Mexican ones . . .
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". . . So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain. Everything's built on that. That's all we got, boy. . ."

"And that's how come me end up here."

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love...and be loved in return." --"Nature Boy"
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Jack used a say, 'Ennis Del Mar,' he used a say...
« Reply #4426 on: January 30, 2009, 05:54:55 AM »

There's an openin' at the power company.

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". . . So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain. Everything's built on that. That's all we got, boy. . ."

"And that's how come me end up here."

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love...and be loved in return." --"Nature Boy"
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« Reply #4427 on: January 30, 2009, 06:50:14 AM »




Alma: (joking) ok bye hun you go have some hot sex with that jack fella and i'll be right here when you get back with dinner on the table and the girls ready for bed




Ennis: oh good girl your finally learning
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« Reply #4428 on: January 30, 2009, 08:00:04 AM »
LOL YAY I am glad Alma finally gets it!   Grin    make sure you have dinner ready Alma cause Ennis is going to work up an appetite (oh wait maybe he won't need what she's serving anymore either  Evil )

never mind  Wink
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« Reply #4429 on: January 30, 2009, 09:45:08 AM »
^^^^^^

LOL!

I call that wishful thinking.....
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Jack used a say, 'Ennis Del Mar,' he used a say...
« Reply #4430 on: January 30, 2009, 12:59:57 PM »

Ennis, have you read the reports that say masturbation increases the risk of prostate cancer?

Only if they have that report in braille, Jack . . .
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". . . So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain. Everything's built on that. That's all we got, boy. . ."

"And that's how come me end up here."

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love...and be loved in return." --"Nature Boy"
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« Reply #4431 on: January 30, 2009, 01:10:49 PM »
^^^^^^^^
LMAO!!!!

OMG....that's too funny..... Cheesy
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« Reply #4432 on: January 30, 2009, 01:35:45 PM »
Quote from: TwistandShout on January 30, 2009, 12:59:57 PM

Ennis, have you read the reports that say masturbation increases the risk of prostate cancer?

Only if they have that report in braille, Jack . . .

Increases?  I thought it decreased the risk!

Shit, I should have been dead 20 years ago...
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« Reply #4433 on: January 30, 2009, 03:33:36 PM »
LOL Mark!   wow I wonder what it does to women 
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« Reply #4434 on: January 30, 2009, 03:41:01 PM »
Quote from: TwistandShout on January 30, 2009, 12:59:57 PM

Ennis, have you read the reports that say masturbation increases the risk of prostate cancer?

Only if they have that report in braille, Jack . . .

No wonder Ennis is confused!

Masturbation and Prostate Cancer Risk
Masturbation Frequency Linked to Prostate Risk in 20s, Protection in 50s
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Jan. 27, 2009 -- Frequent masturbation in young men is linked to
higher risk of early prostate cancer, but it lowers prostate cancer risk for
men in their 50s, a study shows.

High levels of male sex hormones, or androgens, may increase a man's
risk of prostate cancer.  But different studies of this question, done in
different ways, have reached different conclusions.

http://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20090127/masturbation-and-prostate-cancer-risk
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« Reply #4435 on: January 30, 2009, 03:51:24 PM »
Quote from: trekfan on January 30, 2009, 03:33:36 PM
LOL Mark!   wow I wonder what it does to women 

Rest assured - there is no risk whatsoever we'll get prostate cancer....all available studies agree on that.... Cheesy Grin Cheesy
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« Reply #4436 on: January 30, 2009, 04:00:49 PM »
These things must be handled delicately...


Bobby:
Oh, great! Daddy and Grampa are trying to
strangle each other again!

Jack:
Bobby! Help! Kick Grampa in the shins!



Bobby, thinking:
I'd like to help Dad,
but Grampa always goes overboard at Christmas.
What to do? What to do?

I could pretend I'm having a stroke...


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« Reply #4437 on: January 30, 2009, 05:44:09 PM »
Quote from: Uli on January 30, 2009, 12:28:08 AM
Psssssst, Jimmy... That one is Alma...



LOL, something about your latest captions makes me wonder if you prepared a big lunch for a bunch of people last weekend and it was less than a success...  Cheesy Cheesy

thanks for the correction, uli! Smiley   lmao on the lunch... no disasters in cooking, i just was at whole foods the other week with friends and was amazed by the variety... and the overinflated pricing -- we found almonds that were 20.00 a pound. SUCH A DEAL, lol.
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« Reply #4438 on: January 30, 2009, 05:48:55 PM »



lureen (yelling): move yer fuckin truck outta the way, asshole!
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« Reply #4439 on: January 30, 2009, 05:51:25 PM »



lureen: i'm so glad you asked permission this time, bobby. it seems like you're learning!
YES -- you may kick your grandpa in the shins... and kick him once in the groin for me.
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