Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....

[sunny]

Got this in an email today, some of them made me LOL

>Fun sayings
>
>1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
>
>2. A day without sunshine is like... night.
>
>3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
>
>4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
>
>5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
>
>6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
>
>7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
>
>8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
>
>9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
>in the trap.
>
>10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
>
>11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
>
>12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
>
>13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
>
>14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
>
>15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
>
>16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
>
>17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
>
>18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
>
>19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
>
>20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
>
>21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
>
>22. "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
>
>23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
>
>24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what
>happened.
>
>25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
>
>26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear
>bright... until you hear them speak

[gnash]

gnash I thought this quote might also be appropriate...but...ahem...maybe for what's under the book? 

* Don't worry about bitin' off more 'n you can chew; your mouth is probably
   a whole lot bigger'n you think.
 

haha, that's looking on the bright side!@!!  hmmmmm. on him,,, it could be forked and i wouldn't mind.

haha ---->  OK, so what's the speed of dark?

i loved those fun sayings... haven't seen that email before. 

[AHappyMan]

Somehow I think that one would be too tame for him!

...the image is not work safe (but it is kinda funny) so here it is behind a cut.. warning: NOT WORK SAFE. whaddya doing surfin at work anyway?? 

 not work safe image of a guy with the BBM story to screenplay boook in his lap

"anybody wanna read me a bedtime story?"

or alternately:

"don't sell your mule to buy a plow."

That's Smith Jarod, Samantha's oh-so-cool beau on "Sex and the City".

Rick

[gnash]

That's Smith Jarod, Samantha's oh-so-cool beau on "Sex and the City".

Rick

hmmmm.. sorta makes me wish we had a television! ...and i thought he was just a model...

[CANSTANDIT]

I've been contemplating the themed debates we posters have on the Scenes and Elements threads, such as;

Quit/No Quit (Did Jack do more than "wish" he could quit Ennis?)

Kiss/No kiss (don't count SNIT-did they kiss on BBM?)

Guilt/No Guilt (does Jack feel guilty about seeing other men?)

Gay/Nah, just bi

Ennis was right/Alma was right

Ranch nieghbor/Red herring

And I thought it might be fun to pre-name a few, whether or not they get debated:

Beans/No beans

Basque/ No Basque

I don't care if you quit, boy/Just you try to quit , boy

and its companion:

Could get you killed/I'm just saying it could get you killed

Cow and Calf/Ball and Chain

Apples/Cajones

Chilean/Shalayan

Canstandit/Cant stand it

Can fix it/Nuh-uh

Goofy Monroe/.....er, no debate

Jenny/Francine
and its companion

My daughter Alma Jr/ My surrogate son

Thanksgiving gruel/ no gruel

I'm seeing the wife/ I'm seeing the husband
and its companion;
I'm seeing a waitress/I'm seeing the cook

anyway, just some 'thoughts'; feel free to add on

[gnash]

^^^ haha, wow, you HAVE been contemplating!  ...those would make some good captions too!

you didn't mention randall... thumbs in our thumbs out? i say they're really deeply IN.  i know, i know, persish the thought!!

and there's something about them apples: were they cookin apples, or the eatin' kind? 

[CANSTANDIT]

Gnash 

'the eatin kind' and yes, 'perish the thought' a million times, yes!!!!!!!

[BBM-Intern]

Sorry if you all have seen this, but I thought this was quite funny.

You might be a gay cowboy if...

• Your saddle is pink velour with leather tassels.
• Instead of "Home On The Range", you sing "It's Raining Men" while riding along.
• You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'.
• You ever sold livestock to buy tickets to a Barbara Streisand concert.
• After watching reruns of "Gunsmoke", you have to take a cold shower.
• Native Americans refer to you as "Dances With Men".
• You've been lassoed more times than most steers.
• You're wearing chaps, yet your "ranch" is called the Bar-B-Bare-Bear.
• Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon.
• You love riding, but you don't have a horse.

[CANSTANDIT]

Sorry if you all have seen this, but I thought this was quite funny.

You might be a gay cowboy if...

• Your saddle is pink velour with leather tassels.
• Instead of "Home On The Range", you sing "It's Raining Men" while riding along.
• You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'.
• You ever sold livestock to buy tickets to a Barbara Streisand concert.
• After watching reruns of "Gunsmoke", you have to take a cold shower.
• Native Americans refer to you as "Dances With Men".
• You've been lassoed more times than most steers.
• You're wearing chaps, yet your "ranch" is called the Bar-B-Bare-Bear.
• Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon.[/li]
  [li]You love riding, but you don't have a horse.

j
Some !are new to me, as bolded above! funny stuff.....

[gnash]

now you might be a gay cowboy if
you fall in love with another cowboy and
you never admit it to yourself that you're gay
despite rolls in the hay and making love all day...!

GAY! or at least fully human.

(no velour or barbra required)

 

[backtobrokeback]

While flying Southwest yesterday, I did the crossword puzzle...

[gnash]

^^^ wow that's great.... nice to see mention of it in such a nonchalant manner...

there's a couple of other words in there that could relate to the movie too: snow, i won't, yes, man(s), (the)bean,,,,, and umm, ORAL.

[CANSTANDIT]

While flying Southwest yesterday, I did the crossword puzzle...

BTBB, did you do the silent shriek when you saw those clues?? Very cool by the way. and I'm impressed you finished the puzzle; probably didn't even cheat....

[backtobrokeback]

It was a REALLY easy puzzle.  And yes, I did a silent shriek, being on a plane and all.  ;-)   I spent the flight down reading "The Laramie Project" and in tears, but silently as well.  BTW folks, READ THAT PLAY if you haven't.  There are several passages that spoke to me as a Brokeback admirer. 

[Green]