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« Reply #4815 on: August 20, 2012, 01:01:20 PM »
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy  The WordPerfect one is too funny!
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« Reply #4816 on: August 20, 2012, 06:53:43 PM »
I'm not sure if this should be posted here or in the 'What are you listening to' thread.

Either way, I thought it was funny set to this music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLCKSPFrkJQ
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« Reply #4817 on: August 20, 2012, 08:40:35 PM »
It is funny, Charlie, and I like the song. I actually got a bigger laugh at the comments. People were SO upset that someone was calling Spongebob gay.
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« Reply #4818 on: August 21, 2012, 12:14:51 PM »
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When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said, "Hello! It has to be at least eight characters and include at least one capital."

LOL !
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« Reply #4819 on: August 21, 2012, 12:15:24 PM »
Quote from: Cally on August 18, 2012, 01:59:12 AM
These are all great , Linda!  Too many to quote Grin.

I agree, absolutely!
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« Reply #4820 on: August 21, 2012, 03:07:05 PM »
Thanks Ingy!

They really made me laugh!

I am so glad you enjoyed them as well!
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« Reply #4821 on: August 23, 2012, 07:03:05 PM »
SEX AT 79

    I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 79.
    I'm so happy, because I live at number 73.
    So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
    And it's the same side of the street.
    I don't have to cross the road!
    Life is good !!!!
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« Reply #4822 on: August 23, 2012, 07:08:31 PM »
 Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy
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« Reply #4823 on: August 23, 2012, 07:20:07 PM »
Funny!
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« Reply #4824 on: August 23, 2012, 07:55:21 PM »
It sure made me laugh!! Cheesy
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« Reply #4825 on: August 23, 2012, 11:12:09 PM »
Ahhh.............but who lives at no 79?Whut?Whut?Whut? Is it worth the walk home?Whut?Whut?

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« Reply #4826 on: August 23, 2012, 11:20:26 PM »
Not sure ............. and could be!!

Never know till you try! Roll Eyes
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« Reply #4827 on: August 24, 2012, 02:01:11 AM »
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« Reply #4828 on: August 24, 2012, 02:54:46 PM »
Ah my laughs of the day for Friday!!

Words from the Olympics
 
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during past Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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« Reply #4829 on: August 25, 2012, 02:09:26 AM »
Thanks for my morning laugh, Linda!
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