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« Reply #4725 on: June 28, 2012, 03:24:17 PM »
17 idiots moving to Canada. Poor Canada....
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« Reply #4726 on: June 28, 2012, 03:25:20 PM »
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Brilliant series - I've just been sitting here laughing.
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« Reply #4727 on: June 28, 2012, 03:25:55 PM »
Quote from: Cally on June 28, 2012, 03:25:20 PM
Brilliant series - I've just been sitting here laughing. Perhaps my favourite.
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« Reply #4728 on: June 28, 2012, 03:26:17 PM »
Love the bathing suits too. Smiley
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« Reply #4729 on: June 28, 2012, 03:43:36 PM »
Quote from: Sason on June 28, 2012, 03:24:17 PM
17 idiots moving to Canada. Poor Canada....

I doubt they'd find the country satisfactory. Maybe they should try Somalia.
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« Reply #4730 on: June 28, 2012, 03:54:29 PM »
Quote from: fritzkep on June 28, 2012, 03:43:36 PM
I doubt they'd find the country satisfactory. Maybe they should try Somalia.



Good idea. No one will force any unwanted medical care upon them there. What a relief it must be.

Probably not any wanted medical care either...
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« Reply #4731 on: June 28, 2012, 03:56:13 PM »
Quote from: Sason on June 28, 2012, 03:54:29 PM
Good idea. No one will force any unwanted medical care upon them there. What a relief it must be.

Probably not any wanted medical care either...

And unlimited access to guns.
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« Reply #4732 on: June 28, 2012, 04:08:37 PM »
Quote from: fritzkep on June 28, 2012, 03:56:13 PM
And unlimited access to guns.



That too.

And plenty of poor people that no one cares about. If you don't have food on the table it's your own damn fault.

Yep, Somalia sounds perfect for them!
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« Reply #4733 on: June 28, 2012, 06:28:18 PM »
Quote from: Sason on June 28, 2012, 03:24:17 PM
17 idiots moving to Canada. Poor Canada....

Better they should move to Mexico and see what real health care is all about.
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« Reply #4734 on: July 03, 2012, 12:17:06 PM »
If you ever feel a little bit stupid,just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.
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(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's
Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: 'I would not live forever,
because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why
I would not live forever.'
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.'
--Mariah Carey
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'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.'
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
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'I've never had major knee surgery on
any other part of my body.'
--Winston Bennett,University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.'
--Mayor Marion Barry,Washington,DC.
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'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be
kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it.'
--A congressional candidate
in Texas.
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'Half this game is ninety percent
mental.'
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
--Al Gore, Vice President
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'I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.'
--Dan Quayle
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'We've got to pause and ask ourselves:
How much clean air do we need?'
--Lee Iacocca
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'The word 'genius' isn't applicable in
football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.'
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback
& sports analyst.
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'We don't necessarily discriminate. We
simply exclude certain types of people.'
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC
Instructor.
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'Your food stamps will be stopped
effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your
circumstances.'
--Department of Social
Services,Greenville,South Carolina
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'Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.'
--Keppel Enderbery
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'If somebody has a bad heart, they can
plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart
throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.'
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC
Chairman
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« Reply #4735 on: July 03, 2012, 04:07:49 PM »
That is funny.
And frightening!
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« Reply #4736 on: July 03, 2012, 04:20:20 PM »
Indeed it is!! Cheesy
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« Reply #4737 on: July 06, 2012, 11:09:32 PM »

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