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« Reply #4680 on: May 14, 2012, 12:10:01 AM »
From "Jones."

Luv this.
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« Reply #4681 on: May 19, 2012, 11:51:57 AM »
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« Reply #4682 on: May 19, 2012, 11:53:25 AM »
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« Reply #4683 on: May 19, 2012, 11:54:04 AM »
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« Reply #4684 on: May 19, 2012, 11:55:05 AM »
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« Reply #4685 on: May 19, 2012, 12:30:17 PM »
I love all of them, Sherry!! The puppies especially.
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« Reply #4686 on: May 20, 2012, 04:23:40 PM »
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« Reply #4687 on: May 20, 2012, 04:24:30 PM »
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« Reply #4688 on: May 20, 2012, 04:25:27 PM »
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« Reply #4689 on: May 27, 2012, 03:49:09 PM »
Same Sex Marriage
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« Reply #4690 on: May 27, 2012, 04:56:35 PM »
  The above, very funny.  But the name for women is Frances, with an "e".  For us guys, it is Francis, which is my first name, which I found more convenient to ditch when I was 4 or 5 years old.
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« Reply #4691 on: May 28, 2012, 12:23:27 AM »
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Love this, but they're all great!
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« Reply #4692 on: June 02, 2012, 09:27:00 AM »
Dating in 1957


It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1957 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.

"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.

"Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink?  Lemonade? Iced tea?"

"Iced tea, please," Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.

"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.

"Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach..."

"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.

"Uh...really?" Fred replied, with raised eyebrows.

"Oh, yes!" the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"

"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.

"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"

"Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.

A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and full circle skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.

"Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left.
 

 

Thennn.....


Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.

"The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother. "The damned dance is called the Twist!"
 
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« Reply #4693 on: June 02, 2012, 08:59:52 PM »
^^^^^ Grin Grin Grin
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