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« Reply #6285 on: September 04, 2007, 11:38:22 AM »

BROKEBACK SEINFELD


Ennis:  "You know I ain't queer."

Jack:  "Me neither...not that there's anything wrong with that."
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...that distant summer...


« Reply #6286 on: September 04, 2007, 11:41:20 AM »

SONQ= stamp out nested quotes
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« Reply #6287 on: September 04, 2007, 02:58:55 PM »


So, with Michelle gone, I'm ready to give a stay in Jake Gyllenhole a chance. . .

yep Heath you go after what you want.  you've been holding back for 3 years now,  go for IT!

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« Reply #6288 on: September 04, 2007, 03:01:22 PM »



DAINTY JACK



Jack??Christ, Ennis!  What the hell do you mean you goin a be late comin' back to our hotel room tonight?
Don't you know I've reserved this exclusive suite just for us?
With a vintage king-size bed canopied with silk chiffon ..... you'd better know what that means!

Ennis:   Auhh, no worry, won't be out for too long, Jack.
Just a few drinks with the Hamley's people I met here tonight.
Whut's the big deal with the canopy anyway?
We always have a tent set up on our bed at the ranch back home, don't we?

Jack:  'Cause I said chiffon!  And chiffon ain't no canvas, Ennis.

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rei-g, i do believe this is your first caption? yay!

"Auhh, no worry, won't be out for too long, Jack.
Just a few drinks with the Hamley's people I met here tonight."

that is so sweet! and jack does seem mad that ennis doesn't know the difference between chiffon and canvas! Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin

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well, i've never seen sienfeld myself, but i get the drift! heheh... Grin

T&A -- "tenderer of the two"  LOL  Cheesy
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« Reply #6289 on: September 04, 2007, 03:35:03 PM »




Say, Jack, you ever get the feelin', I don't know, like maybe everyone knows...?


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« Reply #6290 on: September 04, 2007, 06:22:55 PM »

Another Fine Night at the AVNs!

Jack: How bout that clip, huh? Now THAT is a money shot, fellow sex-workers! My fishin buddy Ennis, he calls that one the Screamin Semen--and does he ever! It's a good thing my doctor put me on a high-protein diet, ain't it? What can I say? I'm just proud to have been part of such a high-quality, high-resolution, high-magnification moment of homoerotic performance art. And I love suckin monster cock, too.




Ennis: And thank water-walkin Jesus for that. Folks, I'd like to nominate my best butt boy here for the "4-F Award:" fuckin amazin, fuckin gorgeous, fuckin tighter than a gay Republican pretendin to be a virgin, and fuckin forever. In fact, after watchin that last scene, I could really go for the ol' FIVE F award. Jumbo jet's ready for takeoff, if you get my drift!

Jack: Oooh, you bad boy. --Anybody got a steadicam?
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"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small
Who dares not put it to the touch
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« Reply #6291 on: September 04, 2007, 06:29:27 PM »


Ditzy Ennis


Waddya mean you're missin' a pair of underpants. You don't wear underpants!


Ennis: I can if I want to.
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"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
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Who dares not put it to the touch
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There was some open space...


« Reply #6292 on: September 04, 2007, 07:58:35 PM »


Stretching My Emotions...


Three Beginnings



   



And Three Ends

   



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« Reply #6293 on: September 04, 2007, 08:15:24 PM »




Phew! Well that's it. I'm finally out!
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« Reply #6294 on: September 04, 2007, 08:35:20 PM »

^^^ Still waiting for that day, MM.  Stilllll waiting.  ::sigh::
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« Reply #6295 on: September 04, 2007, 09:18:46 PM »


Stretching My Emotions...


Three Beginnings



   



And Three Ends

   




HR you said it all in these photos!  summed it up
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« Reply #6296 on: September 04, 2007, 10:08:14 PM »

Everything's different in Texas



Jimbo:  Dammit Twist, for the LAST time, I was NOT signalling anything to you
in the damn john. I was stomping on a scorpion that I felt crawling up my leg!
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« Reply #6297 on: September 04, 2007, 10:11:11 PM »

Everything's different in Texas



Jack:  Heh, heh, that's funny. A scorpion crawling up you leg!
Wait, you're not serious, are you?
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« Reply #6298 on: September 04, 2007, 10:21:22 PM »

Everything's different in Texas



Jimbo:  I swear, fellas! Apparently there's some secret bathroom language....
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« Reply #6299 on: September 04, 2007, 11:03:05 PM »

Everything's different in Texas



Lureen:  Hi there Jackie. I hear you know some secret sex language...
does it work, you know, girl to girl?
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