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« Reply #255 on: January 31, 2007, 11:31:19 AM »

Please do - the three of them - and then take pictures, send them and add your funny captions as usual!  Cheesy
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"And maybe, he thought, they'd never got much farther than that. Let be, let be."

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Jack used a say, 'Ennis Del Mar,' he used a say...


« Reply #256 on: January 31, 2007, 12:04:22 PM »



Jack:  You might have told me it was "your time of the month" Ennis, before I drove all this way!
So, Ennis, let me understand this. . .what you're sayin' is. . .this relationship is tamp'n' down . . . ?
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". . . So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain. Everything's built on that. That's all we got, boy. . ."

"And that's how come me end up here."

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love...and be loved in return." --"Nature Boy"
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« Reply #257 on: January 31, 2007, 12:08:32 PM »

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

LMAO! PIMP!  Cheesy  Shocked
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« Reply #258 on: January 31, 2007, 12:18:49 PM »







Ladies and gentlemen - my name is Lola.
I'm the Photocaptioning Queen.
I'm here to accept yet another award
from the distinguished The Daily Sheet Academy.
Thanks to Michelle who offered me her fantastic dress,
I'm sure going to live up to your expectations.
Bonsoir, everyone!


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« Reply #259 on: January 31, 2007, 12:36:14 PM »







Ladies and gentlemen - my name is Lola.
I'm the Photocaptioning Queen.
I'm here to accept yet another award
from the distinguished The Daily Sheet Academy.
Thanks to Michelle who offered me her fantastic dress,
I'm sure going to live up to your expectations.
Bonsoir, everyone!


You like me, you really like me!!   Grin
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« Reply #260 on: January 31, 2007, 12:37:37 PM »

Yes I do. Of course I do. You know I do.  Wink  Cheesy  Smiley
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« Reply #261 on: January 31, 2007, 02:36:10 PM »



Jack:  and the winner is....................Brokeback Mountain!
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« Reply #262 on: January 31, 2007, 03:37:59 PM »

BROKEBACK SMART


Max: "99, I am being sent to Brokeback Mountain. We have reason to believe agents Del Mar and Twist have converted to the other side."

99: "You mean...?"

Max: "Yes,  they are living a straight life. Complete with outside jobs, homes and children."

99: "Oh Max."
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« Reply #263 on: January 31, 2007, 03:58:59 PM »

 


Jack:  "I came to take you to Palm Springs. The White Party is this weekend."   

Ennis: "Jack, you know I have the girls this weekend. (pause) Fuck it... Girls I have a sudden emergency and I have to leave town."

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« Reply #264 on: January 31, 2007, 04:08:43 PM »

 

 

Lureen: "Alma, you are preaching to the choir girl, Who were they trying to fool all those years?" (pause) "I have to admit though that I appreciated it sometimes, Ennis saved me from having to strap on a dildo and put on this old bloody shirt.  Jack had strange fetishes."
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« Reply #265 on: January 31, 2007, 04:12:26 PM »


Thinking: "Maybe now that I look like a banana Heath will finally eat me."
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TalkAboutSexxx.com. It's all about sex appeal - Sex and the media.
Sex is funny - Sexy  humor.
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Jake it easy, but Jake it!


« Reply #266 on: January 31, 2007, 04:19:51 PM »


Mrs. Twist: It's true, Mr. Del Mar, Jack's daddy was pretty well know'd in his day.  But, it wasn't exactly for rodeoin'.

Twist Sr.: Shut up, woman!

Mrs. Twist: You shut up, you old bastard!  I've kept quiet about this long enough.  You see, years ago John had this "act" with a horse down in Mexico.  He don't know I found this old flyer... see for yerself...






APPEARING NIGHTLY AT THE TIJUANA FOLLIES
Little Johnny Twist & and his "mount," Shooter
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We come out here thinkin' that ranchin' was still big hats and Marlboros ... Boy, were we behind the times!
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Well, I won't! "Til the next time, my friends!"


« Reply #267 on: January 31, 2007, 05:50:54 PM »



Jack:  and the winner is....................Brokeback Mountain!
Oh, GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!  This just caused me to let go a flood of tears for the should have been!!!!!!!!!!!!  Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry
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They existed in our hearts, and always will.


« Reply #268 on: January 31, 2007, 05:56:42 PM »




Though he denied it vehemently for years, DNA doesn't lie: "Bobby Twist" was actually the assbaby of Donald Trump--and Elvis!
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"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small
Who dares not put it to the touch
To win or lose it all
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Cowboy or Prince, Jake is still the King.


« Reply #269 on: January 31, 2007, 08:13:38 PM »

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Jack: Ladies and gentlemen, the Academy has given me the honor to correct the greatest slight in its 78 year history.
Won't you please welcome Mr. Ang Lee, Jake Gyllenhaal, Heath Ledger, Michelle Will....

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