Photo Captioning Fun 2 (THREAD CLOSED)

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^^^  .............uhhhhhh..........     LOL!       flawless, tfmisc! ^_^

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^^^ meh. don't forget, this is the humor thread too.     i loved the ones about "shout," the stain remover, a very long time ago..

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i need to add that the halloween manips that i posted of the cute
characters with J & E in them were made by a jake/heath/bbm fan
in china, name of Hyacinth...   ... i'm sure she's very sweet...

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B R O K E B A C K   S H O R E L E A V E





late in the mornin, waves crashin, that same old gray battleship floated in and he saw jack walk down the gangplank,
dark blue cap tilted back. a hot jolt scalded ennis and he was out on the pier pulling his duffel bag behind him. jack
took the walkway two and two. they seized each other by the waists, hugged mightily, squeezin the breath outta
each other, saying moby fuckin dick, moby fuckin dick, and as easily as the right hook catches a big fish, their
mouths came together, and firm, jack's big soft lips bringing blood to ennis's hips, his cap falling to the pier,
stubble rasping, clear slick risin, the door opening and the colonel looking out for a few seconds at ennis's
straining dress uniform and shuttin the door again and still they munched, pressin thigh against scrotum
and palms and nipples together, treading on each other's bell bottoms until they unmeshed enough to
breathe, and jack, not big on hallmark moments, said what he said to senior officers and shipmates,

chicken wing.

LOL.....bellbottoms....the KFC colonel....You are a certified nut-and creative genius, of course.

That's our new catchprhase," Moby FD".

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^^^  .............uhhhhhh..........     LOL!       flawless, tfmisc! ^_^

*bows deeply* Thanks.

I was a little hesitant about that one. Some things are hard to joke about.

yeah, that was a perfect example of the laugh/cry phenomenon; you went just far enough, and no further....love the facial expression!

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brokies wanna know...



WHY IS THIS MAN SMILING?

ONE WORD:

THNIT

(thirteenth night in tent)

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LOL

and he's BITT( big in the tent) over THNIT...

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haha... weren't we doing those thilly captionth a while back? since then i've always wanted to do this. i meant to wear a t-shirt to the castro event with "THNIT" on it, but it never come to pass....   

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ennis: here's the plan, i put this bag on aguirre's doorstep and light it on fire...

jack: ...and i knock on the door and you and me, we take off runnin...

ghost: but what do i do?

ennis: you just stand there and scare the sheet outta him.

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**W*A*R*N*I*N*G**

   * clicking image will reveal GNOT WORK SAFE depictions of nudity *   





jack: ain't that the pissant that used ta call me names?

ennis: why, i do believe you're right about that!

jack: shee-it. i bet i can get him from here.

ennis: i'd like ta see ya try!







manip courtesy hyacinth of china

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jack: what did the little ghost say to the big ghost?

ennis: i dunno, whut?

jack: "do you believe in people?"



manip courtesy hyacinth of china

[CellarDweller115]

jack: I got you a present, do you like it?

ennis: just what I wanted, a pussy.

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witches of brokeback




jack: what do you get when you cross a ghost with Bambi?

ennis: i dunno, whut?

jack: BAMBOO!

ennis: here's one for ya? what was my favorite subject in school?

jack: uhh, lemme guess... SPELLING?

ennis: dammit jack, you stole my %&$@ punchline!

jack: calm down ennis, ain't no need to fly off the handle!



manip courtesy hyacinth of china

[CellarDweller115]

witches of brokeback




jack: Know what, Ennis

ennis: whut?

jack: flying around on this broom is such a drag.

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ennis: what's old and pink, and gray and wrinkly, and is attached to Grandpa Munster?


jack: oh, i know this one!! it must be his---


ennis: ...wrong again! it's Grandma Munster!

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hahaha, such a drag --  i love how they're riding "side saddle"