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« Reply #75 on: January 03, 2007, 08:12:59 AM »



At a distance of 1200 miles via AT&T "Friends and Family", Lureen's gaydar suddenly goes off.
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« Reply #76 on: January 03, 2007, 08:15:40 AM »


At a distance of close snuggling, the dog's gaydar goes off.  He has no problem with this.

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« Reply #77 on: January 03, 2007, 08:19:42 AM »




"What, Ennis? Your gaydar just went off about Carl?  What IS it with me and gay men?"


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« Reply #78 on: January 03, 2007, 08:27:04 AM »



Gaydar failure can often be attributed to loud custom Westernwear.
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« Reply #79 on: January 03, 2007, 08:30:04 AM »



"Ever do any a that Graeco Roman wrestling... you know the kind where they're totally naked?"



Suddenly, Jack's gaydar goes off.
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« Reply #80 on: January 03, 2007, 08:36:49 AM »



Suddenly, John Twist's gaydar goes off.
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« Reply #81 on: January 03, 2007, 08:40:05 AM »



Suddenly, Lureen's gaydar goes off!
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« Reply #82 on: January 04, 2007, 02:30:48 AM »



Suddenly, Ennis's barometer goes off.
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« Reply #83 on: January 04, 2007, 02:42:35 AM »



(Mrs. Twist, thinking to herself)  Why that boy don't look queer ta me, looks just as normal as my Jack... uh oh."
Suddenly, Mrs. Twist's gaydar goes off.

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« Reply #84 on: January 04, 2007, 02:48:29 AM »



"As he watches his father sauntering over to the TV set, Bobby Twist's gaydar suddenly goes off..."



Suddenly, Alma Jr.'s gaydar goes off.  She approves.

you know, maybe it's just as well I don't have a picture for this...

Halfway in, the banana's gaydar went off.


Alma, Jr.: Francine, is your gaydar goin' off?
Francine: Is it ever!
Alma, Jr.: That's some prime Texas beef there.
Francine: I hope Daddy has the balls to kiss him this time.
Alma, Jr.: Oh, he'll probably say he has to take *us* this weekend.  He's so damn closeted.
Francine: I wish Jack could move in and be our "Uncle".
Alma, Jr:  You an' me both, Francine.
Francine: Shush, he's bringin' him over here to introduce us.


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« Reply #85 on: January 04, 2007, 02:50:46 AM »



How the Sheep Found Out:
Secure in a saddlebag, Nanette pokes her head out and suddenly her gaydar goes off.

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In the midst of solemnizing Alma and Ennis' marriage, Parson Brown's gaydar goes off.


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Always a perceptive child, the 2 year old Alma Jr. lets out a loud wail as her gaydar goes off.



After 5 days at camp, 3 hours of listening to Ennis hum "Streets of Laredo" and one shot of hooch each,
the Mules' gaydar goes off...


. . .Suddenly, Jack's gaydar, among other things, goes off. . .


THE END

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« Reply #86 on: January 04, 2007, 02:58:29 AM »

THE QUEER SERIES




"So if we're both not queer, does that mean I get to be on top sometimes?"
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« Reply #87 on: January 04, 2007, 02:59:59 AM »



"We better keep our pants on tonight Jack, make sure nothin else happens."
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« Reply #88 on: January 04, 2007, 03:00:44 AM »



Jack:  "Well how about just beatin off in the tent together? Is that queer?"

Ennis:  "Yeah, that's queer too."

Jack:  "Damn."

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« Reply #89 on: January 04, 2007, 03:01:49 AM »



Jack: "How about jes a plain ol' massage?

Ennis:  "Queer."

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