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« Reply #60 on: January 03, 2007, 07:40:23 AM »

THE GAYDAR SERIES




Suddenly, at the bar, after six beers, Ennis's gaydar goes off.



"You all right over there, friend?"
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« Reply #61 on: January 03, 2007, 07:49:11 AM »



At 500 yards, Jack's gaydar goes off.
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« Reply #62 on: January 03, 2007, 07:50:36 AM »



Suddenly, at a distance of thirty yards, Alma's gaydar goes off.
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« Reply #63 on: January 03, 2007, 07:52:23 AM »



Suddenly, at a distance of four feet, L.D. Newsome's gaydar goes off.
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« Reply #64 on: January 03, 2007, 07:54:34 AM »



Suddenly, at a distance of 2.2 miles, Ennis's gaydar goes off.
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« Reply #65 on: January 03, 2007, 07:56:03 AM »



Unfortunately for Jack, the price of finely tuned gaydar is shitty rifle aim.
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« Reply #66 on: January 03, 2007, 07:57:35 AM »



At full zoom magnification, Aguirre's gaydar suddenly goes off.
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« Reply #67 on: January 03, 2007, 07:58:55 AM »



Jack experiences an unfortunate side-effect of finely tuned gaydar.
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« Reply #68 on: January 03, 2007, 08:00:31 AM »



Midway through his second beer, Jimbo's gaydar suddenly goes off.
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« Reply #69 on: January 03, 2007, 08:01:44 AM »



A classic case of Systemic Gaydar Failure (SGF).
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« Reply #70 on: January 03, 2007, 08:03:24 AM »



After three Bud Lights, Randall's gaydar suddenly goes off.
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« Reply #71 on: January 03, 2007, 08:04:33 AM »



Poorly lighted bars and excessive drinking often lead to such tragic cases of Situational Gaydar Failure (SITGF).
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« Reply #72 on: January 03, 2007, 08:05:39 AM »



One common symptom of SGF (Systemic Gaydar Failure) is frequent use of badly patterned pajamas at bedtime.
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« Reply #73 on: January 03, 2007, 08:06:48 AM »



Whereas a typical Situational Gaydar Failure (SITGF) is marked by random attractions caused by very large volumes of low quality alcoholic beverages.
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« Reply #74 on: January 03, 2007, 08:10:25 AM »



Maggie:  Gaydar, it's a slang term for the supposed ability of a gay person to detect if another person is gay, bisexual or otherwise not heterosexual.


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