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« Reply #135 on: April 26, 2007, 07:08:41 AM »
Quote from: jasonwv on July 16, 2006, 12:00:13 PM



Lamp By Ennis to Lamp in Background: Tell you what! And  I'll say it just one time. You count the few times we've been turned on together and tell me you'll turn me off for needing something I don't hardly ever get! I'm not like you!  I can't make it on an automatic timer turnning me on once or twice a day! You're too much for me you whoreson son of an Edison!
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« Reply #136 on: April 26, 2007, 07:11:29 AM »
Quote from: amscram on July 16, 2006, 12:18:17 PM


Floorlamp (thinks): I don't get what Ennis saw in this Alma person...I'd rate her about 15 watts, max...
 
 
 
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« Reply #137 on: April 26, 2007, 07:17:02 AM »
Quote from: B73 on July 16, 2006, 01:05:43 PM


Lamp:  "Got a little nightlight.  Eight kilowatts old.  Smiles a lot."

Alma: Thinks:  "Lamp Nasty!"
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« Reply #138 on: April 26, 2007, 07:21:12 AM »
Quote from: B73 on July 16, 2006, 01:25:10 PM



Lamp:  Ennis's lamp says he turns him on all night long.  How come you don't give me some of that? 

Jack:  First of all, it ain't even dark yet, and second of all I don't think you can make it all night even if I did.
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« Reply #139 on: April 26, 2007, 07:23:09 AM »
Quote from: Lintelómiel on July 16, 2006, 01:30:01 PM




Lamp: What if you and me had a place of our own, a little bachelor pad uptown. Be some sweet life.

Jack: Told ya, lamp, it ain't gonna be that way.
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« Reply #140 on: April 26, 2007, 07:23:56 AM »
Quote from: B73 on July 16, 2006, 01:39:40 PM



Bobby:  Momma, the lamp's looking at Daddy funny.
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« Reply #141 on: April 26, 2007, 07:25:32 AM »
Quote from: B73 on July 16, 2006, 01:51:58 PM


Small white fuzzy lamp and tall floor lamp, generally bitter foes in competition for Ennis's affections, form an uneasy truce as Ennis ignores both of them and lovingly fondles the Zippo over and over....
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« Reply #142 on: April 26, 2007, 07:26:34 AM »
Quote from: jasonwv on July 16, 2006, 01:58:09 PM




The zippo ran full throttle on all roads but he would have none of that when ennis touched his igniter. He flamed instantly!
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« Reply #143 on: April 26, 2007, 07:28:02 AM »
Quote from: CellarDweller115 on July 16, 2006, 04:32:04 PM



Now, why in the hell did Ennis bring that lamp to the campsite?
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« Reply #144 on: April 26, 2007, 07:36:42 AM »
Quote from: gnash on July 16, 2006, 06:24:37 PM



having found an old fashioned collection of sex toys, ennis decides to go with a real beauty...



...this little guy really turned him on!


okay... so this really has nothing to do with the movie... but oh what a can of worms i opened...  Grin Grin
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« Reply #145 on: April 26, 2007, 07:53:18 AM »
Quote from: B73 on July 16, 2006, 08:04:04 PM


Table lamp:  Ha ha!  He's mine tonight!  Choke on it!

Floor lamp:  I'll get you, my pretty....And your little bulb too!

Small fuzzy white lamp:  I used to be in the bedroom, right by his side; now I must keep cold company all by myself: he ain't even bother to turn me on tonight (sniff)
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« Reply #146 on: April 26, 2007, 07:53:55 AM »
Quote from: B73 on July 16, 2006, 08:14:19 PM


Ennis: You ever get the feeling, when you’re at someone's house, and the lamps are all lookin' at you, like they know?  Then you go into town, and the streetlamps are all lookin' at you, like they all know too?

Jack: Maybe it’s time you moved out of there. You know, set yourself up somewhere different.

Ennis: Somewhere different? Sure, maybe I can just go live with only candlelight!  Maybe I'll just tear up my electicity bill and sit in the dark with just a can of beans and a fire yeah that's real smart Jack!

Jack: You want to stay there and live in some Twilight Zone, you go right ahead.  I was just thinking out loud...

Ennis: Fine. Yep, you're a real thinker.
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« Reply #147 on: April 26, 2007, 07:55:04 AM »
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Quote from: tfmisc on July 16, 2006, 01:44:12 PM




Lureen: It’s the strangest thing. I looked everywhere and I just couldn’t find my baster.

All eyes turn to Jack.
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« Reply #148 on: April 26, 2007, 07:56:29 AM »
Quote from: B73 on July 16, 2006, 02:01:02 PM




LD:  Come to think of it, my garden hose has been missin' for a while....

All eyes turn to Jack.
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« Reply #149 on: April 26, 2007, 09:10:01 AM »
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Quote from: Lucee on February 01, 2006, 06:37:09 PM


Dear Ennis,

Next fishin' trip would you mind returnin' all my underwear you swiped you son of a bitch.

XOXOX,
Jack
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