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« Reply #120 on: January 04, 2007, 04:28:51 AM »
Quote from: gayhunky on May 03, 2006, 10:53:32 AM


Now where the hell is that queer cowboy I been hearing so much about?!?
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« Reply #121 on: January 04, 2007, 04:30:26 AM »
Quote from: ingmarnicebbmt on May 03, 2006, 12:37:36 PM


Bobby: Mommy, tell me again, please, what is a homosexual?

Lureen: Let me think... someone like your dad, I guess... a man who likes to go to Wyoming from time to time for a fishing trip!

Bobby: You mean... a QUEER?

Jack: Now, hon, we talked about this, he won't understand.  I don't want him to call Ennis a queer when he calls me on the phone and our son picks up.

Bobby: Uncle Ennis?

Jack: Yep.

Bobby: Well I just LOVE Uncle Ennis. Why should I call him a queer? I thought he was a homosexual too.

Lureen: There you are, sweetheart, you've mixed it all up, once again.

Jack (smiles and sighs).
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« Reply #122 on: January 04, 2007, 04:34:12 AM »
Quote from: Sheera on May 03, 2006, 02:38:54 PM

You did not just call me queer.
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« Reply #123 on: January 04, 2007, 04:37:44 AM »
Quote from: gayhunky on May 04, 2006, 09:04:00 AM
God, now you"ll all know how old I am.



Look!  It's the ANDR-EWE SISTERS!
Patti:Queeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
Maxine:Queeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
LaVerne:Quuueeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!

Harmonizing all together:Queeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #124 on: January 04, 2007, 04:46:16 AM »
Quote from: jonas on May 04, 2006, 07:48:38 PM


Yeah Ennis, sure... queer...everything I do is queer... anything else you'd like to say?...
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« Reply #125 on: January 04, 2007, 05:03:09 AM »
Quote from: louisev on May 06, 2006, 09:24:26 AM

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Ennis:  "Now what we just done... that's pretty queer ain't it?"
Jack:  "Wins the queer award, Friend."
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« Reply #126 on: January 04, 2007, 05:04:12 AM »
Quote from: louisev on May 06, 2006, 09:32:15 AM

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"Honest injun now.  Does this outfit make me look queer?"
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« Reply #127 on: January 04, 2007, 05:07:25 AM »
Quote from: MellorSJ on May 06, 2006, 05:13:08 PM
Quote from: louisev on May 06, 2006, 09:32:15 AM

Photo courtesy of Roniabirk@StripedWall

Jack: "Honest injun now.  Does this outfit make me look queer?"

Lureen: "Now Jack, if you stand like that, any outfit will make you look queer."
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« Reply #128 on: January 04, 2007, 05:09:05 AM »
Quote from: Sheera on May 06, 2006, 07:39:53 PM

You are one queer sheep-screwin’ and rollin’, banana-totin’, sex toy promotin’, clown-chasin’, playgirl readin’, harmonica desecratin’, porn-tastic sonofabitch, you know that, Jack Twist?


But I still love your crazy ass, even after all these years.

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« Reply #129 on: April 26, 2007, 07:00:44 AM »
And now begins...........


The Floor Lamp Series


Quote from: gnash on July 16, 2006, 04:53:23 AM



alma thinking:
he couldn't find a date to bring... so instead he brings a goddam floor lamp.
then the lonely bastard has the nerve to seat it next to ME![/b]
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« Reply #130 on: April 26, 2007, 07:03:50 AM »
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Ennis:  Thinks: "I'm sure glad I brought Fanny the floorlamp tonight; now they'll never think I'm queer...."
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« Reply #131 on: April 26, 2007, 07:04:49 AM »
Quote from: amscram on July 16, 2006, 09:34:18 AM



Floorlamp, thinking to self:  Jeez! Even in the midst of all these people, Ennis has me turned on!
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« Reply #132 on: April 26, 2007, 07:05:42 AM »
Quote from: B73 on July 16, 2006, 11:00:31 AM
Alma:  Thinks: "Dammit, Ennis never lit me up in that way when we were married...."
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« Reply #133 on: April 26, 2007, 07:06:36 AM »
Quote from: jasonwv on July 16, 2006, 11:05:05 AM



Lamp: I aint no fluorescent.

Ennis: me neither
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« Reply #134 on: April 26, 2007, 07:07:36 AM »
Quote from: jasonwv on July 16, 2006, 11:29:48 AM


Lamp In Background to Lamp By Ennis: I'll say this just one time. All those things I don't know. Could get you turned off if I should come to know them!
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